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Matchmaker Lyrics by Haley Blais

Wisecrack (Deluxe)

2023

[Verse 1]
I could be happy, I could be still
I could give all of myself
Never have to think twice if you will
Something about me, I like stability
Though I can’t fear your god, I’m finding it easy to get on my knees

[Chorus]
And I read somewhere on the internet
That if we have kids, then they won’t exist
And then I’m the bitch who ruined your family line
It’s nobody’s fault, though, but somebody’s pissed
And the boys in the back are shaking their fists
You don’t have your permit, I think that I’m too drunk to drive

[Verse 2]
A holiday memory comes back to me now
Thе smell of a food court, my shoes are untiеd and I’m lost in a crowd
What’s in a person if we’re nothing but dust?
I’m holding my hand to my mouth but I can’t keep you out of my lungs

[Chorus]
And I read somewhere on the internet
That if we have kids, then they won’t exist
And then I’m the bitch who ruined your family line
It’s nobody’s fault, though, but somebody’s pissed
And the boys in the back are shaking their fists
You don’t have your permit, I think that I’m too drunk to drive

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
And I read somewhere on the internet
That if we have kids, then they won’t exist
And then I’m the bitch who ruined your family line
It’s nobody’s fault, though, but somebody’s pissed
And the boys in the back are shaking their fists
You don’t have your permit, I think that I’m too drunk to drive

And I read somewhere on the internet
That if we have kids, then they won’t exist
And then I’m the bitch who ruined your family line
It’s nobody’s fault, though, but somebody’s pissed
And the boys in the back are shaking their fists
You don’t have your permit, I think that I’m too drunk to drive
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Haley Blais

Haley Blais

About “Matchmaker” by Haley Blais

Read the complete lyrics to "Matchmaker" by Haley Blais from the album "Wisecrack (Deluxe)" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Matchmaker" is credited to Haley Blais. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Matchmaker" appears on "Wisecrack (Deluxe)" in 2023.

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