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The Flying Pizza Conundrum Lyrics by Hannes Grossmann

Apophenia

2019

Maybe the Earth’s a flying pizza
Maybe “South’s" the same as “down”
Maybe NASA are all liars
Or maybe it’s just fucking round
Maybe the sun’s a tiny spotlight
Maybe things don’t fall to the ground
Maybe the moon’s just a projection
Or maybe you’re just fucking around
“Gravity” is short for “gravity, you fucking retard”
It isn’t “checkmate” if you just knock over the board
Replacing progress of the species
With mindless drivel of the Lord
Speeding upwards at 1 g =
Less than a year, and we’re at light speed
So the world started, like, last October?
“But but but water always finds its level”
But what is level - it is not a straight line
It’s perpendicular to the Earth’s pull of gravity
Gravity, you fucking retard
Every single proof just gets ignored
Replacing progress of the species
With mindless drivel of the Lord
Climb a mountain
Board a plane
Look out to sea
Or, agh, use your fucking brain
Believe what you want
But please keep it to yourself
We grownups needn’t hear
The lies of the insane
The lies of the insane
Solo - Morean
Let’s put things in perspective
The point of the “vanishing point”
Is the vanishing
So towards sunset
Your micro sun inflates
Oh, so much fail
The Zetetic sewer
Is where cognition goes to die
And the best one yet:
Antarctica does not exist…?
Ice wall, nowhere to fall?
The austral midnight sun
Upside-down moon and Southern stars
Sigma Octantis
So many nails
We’re running out of coffin here
Gravity
Is short for “gravity, you fucking retard”
Cosmology acrobats, boy you must be bored
Replacing progress of the species
With mindless drivel of the lord
Credits
Hannes Grossmann

Hannes Grossmann

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