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Helsinki Is Hell Lyrics by Hape Kerkeling

Das Beste von Hurz bis Helsinki is Hell

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Yeah, motherfuckers
That's me
Petri Danger Valkinnen in the year of 99
Yo, crackbitchsucker
I'm damn white nigga
This goes out to all my brothers and sisters:
Müntefering!
This is finnish
But not the end
Helsinki is hell
Hell is not Heaven
If you want to survive
Do not drink and drive
Feel like a streetshark
Drive like an old fart
Open your brain, man
Life is no toy boy
Drunken driver
Seldem survivor
Alarm is ringin'
Hear me singin'
You missed the red light
You missed the red light
Stop!
Thеre's a message in a bottlе:
Ratiriti ralla
Mistä tuli halla
Tuolta pohjan tunturila
Lapin lasten nice to meet ya
Ratiriti ralla
Sieltä tuli halla
This is finish
But not the end
Müntefering!
Helsinki is hell
Hell is not Heaven
If you want to survive
Do not drink and drive
Eyes like a pink punk
Smell like a drunk skunk
Speedy like a batman
Suck like a fat man
Just say no take it slow
Alarm is ringin'
Hear me singin'
You missed the red light
Burning a brautkleid
Fire!
There's a message in the bottle:
Ratiriti ralla
Mistä tuli halla
Tuolta pohjan tunturila
Lapin lasten nice to meet ya
Ratiriti ralla
Sieltä tuli halla
This is finish
But not the end
Verhaugen!
Helsinki is hell
Hell is not Heaven
If you want to survive
Do not drink and drive
Hey kids
Listen to this message in the bottle
The only bottle is you
If you wana ride you can drink but light
Just take a break
Cause death is no fake
Too fast
Is fast too late
Ratiriti ralla
Mistä tuli halla
Tuolta pohjan tunturila
Lapin lasten nice to meet ya
Ratiriti ralla
Sieltä tuli halla
This is finish
But not the end
Müntefering!
Helsinki is hell
Hell is not Heaven
If you want to survive
Do not drink and drive
...ich bin ein Bitburger...
...das Lied, das ist ein Knaller...
Okay!
Helsinki is hell
Hell is not Heaven
If you want to survive
Do not drink and drive
Credits

Hape Kerkeling

About “Helsinki Is Hell” by Hape Kerkeling

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"Helsinki Is Hell" is credited to Hape Kerkeling. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Helsinki Is Hell" appears on " Das Beste von Hurz bis Helsinki is Hell".

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