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Velvet Von Black Lyrics by Hard ’n Phirm

2009

She's the girl you read about in girly magazines
While you've got your weiner in your hand
She's more addictive than a mountain of crack
Velvet, Velvet von Black
Every fella gives the ol' thumbs up when she's near
Melon sack of (???) for a year
Minds of tits, and a garden of vest
Velvet makes you harder than a calculus class
She could suck the gay right off of a painting of a unicorn
She could fuck you right in half
Her (???) that makes them pose above
Two, three, four
She'd be fun to lick like a (???) stamp
Especially if you like the taste of kerosene lamps
Did I forget to sing about her monstrous rack?
Velvet, Velvet von Black
If you want to meet her for a casual screw
Don't be shocked when you get balls royalous blue
She will steal your cash and shove a sheev in your back
Velvet, Velvet von B-Black
(Fun, bags)
(Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy)
(Meatballs)
(Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy)
(???)
Velvet, Velvet von
Black!
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Hard ’n Phirm

Hard ’n Phirm

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