Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

In There Like Swimwear Lyrics by Haydn Startzel

2018

[Verse 1: Haydn]
I would appreciate dome from a duck
That would alleviate my lack of nut
'Cause bitch it's November, haven't you heard?
No nuttin' allowed except for a bird
Speaking of ducks, have you seen those guys' tools?
They're ten inches long and shaped like corkscrews
That's some centimeters, I think thirty
Which makes men less impressive than birdies
Don't think I'm gay, I mean it's just fowls
Fuck the sex, as long as it's an owl
Don't judge me 'cause you ain't much better
Fuck the girls peacocks give me the cheddar
Yo, what?
Uh, chicken butt?
Girl you a loon if you think I'm with you
You are fucking insane, coo-coo, coo-coo!
Orioles' oreos are black and orange
A puffin's muff would be black and orange
Fellas, do not let her on a heron
One taste and she's gone, loving like a swan
She's fuckin' like an animal, feeding like a cannibal
I can't think of other rhymes, so, let's go!
A parrots parents are always real chill
You can take 'em out and home when you feel
But there is a problem if you're a bit blacker
They're always yelling, "I want a cracker!"
[Chorus: Haydn, (jpags)]
In there like swimwear
(Bitch I'm Gooper)
In there like swimwear
[Verse 2: jpags]
I just shitted, and when I wiped, my ass was clean how'd that happen?
And I just brushed my teeth at the same time that I was fappin'
I'd rather have 5 inches of girth than be 30 inches long
And I kinda wanna piss out the window right now onto the damn lawn
If you got hard, spread peanut butter on your dick, got soft what would happen? That's a mystery
Now "blue whale penis" is in my school account search history
Power's out, so I'm pissin' in the dark
If pee's stored in the balls, cum's stored in the heart
Can't spell direction without erection
Do ducks know they're ducks? Man, that's the real question
I just swung a towel at the tip of my dick
Shout out to Chad, their flag's kinda sick
If a wiener's uncooked, is that shit flaccid?
Ooh, ow, ass itch
It might sound crazy, but I just yawned at the same time I nutted
If an owl wanted to give me head, then I might just say fuck it
I ain't proud, but I just got a little hard right after I peed
Don't eat three Fiber One bars in a day, take that shit from me
Wouldn't it be crazy if cum was blue?
And just remember: Less is more with the lube
Right about now I'm in an ass-eating mood
Follow me, @QAJ42
[Chorus: Haydn, (jpags)]
In there like swimwear
(Bitch I'm Gooper)
In there like swimwear
Credits
Haydn Startzel

Haydn Startzel

About “In There Like Swimwear” by Haydn Startzel

Read the complete lyrics to "In There Like Swimwear" by Haydn Startzel in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

"In There Like Swimwear" is performed by Haydn Startzel. in 2018 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "In There Like Swimwear", explore more songs by Haydn Startzel using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Haydn Startzel · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"In There Like Swimwear" is credited to Haydn Startzel. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

Album information for "In There Like Swimwear" is not available in our database yet. You can still read the full lyrics on this page.

Visit the Haydn Startzel artist page at /artist/haydn-startzel for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.