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Don’t Touch my Banana Lyrics by Hazmat Monkey

Hazmat Monkey

2022

[Intro]
(Don't touch my banana)
[Verse 1]
Yeah I'ma take a dip, take a quick-ass bath
I'm finna pass you, flash you
How does it feel, yo?
Did anyone ask? No?
Take off the mask, G
You prodigy, you’re probably classically trained
My eyes are up here
You ain’t no VIP
You gotta be if you don’t wanna anger me
But, uh oh, there’s a funky monkey wrath that you have incited
There’s a party in my pants but you ain’t invited
I'ma take a walk, take a pretty stroll
You got them eyes in the skies
And the government knows
But does anyone else?
You better hidе, G
Your supervision scrutiny is killing the vibe
Who points a dronе at a bone and calls it a job done?
When the fun began on Saturday
Anyway thought I’d let you know
You ain’t got chances of catching our panties on the lawn
When we’re tucking into bed, the homies' socks stay on
[Chorus]
Don't touch my banana
Don't touch my banana (Ooh-ooh)
Don't touch my banana
Don't touch my banana (Ooh-ooh)
[Verse 2]
Time to take a ride on the monkey mudslide
Welcome to the jungle gym
How does it feel, yo?
Did anybody ask? No?
I’m taking a bath
And you’re sitting in a soggy working 9 to 5
Dropping my pants
Public indecency
You gotta see the monkey in the inner city
But you pick a wrong fruit to try and assail
This market’s got the fruit but it ain’t on sale
Like I'ma take pic of my bob phageen
You got 'em eyes on the prize
And the eyes on the screen
But you ain’t getting DMs
You got the 5G
So maybe take a sec to put some pants on G
'Cause I be rockin' 'n rollin'
Havin' a good time
We put the feds on their heads during bathtub time
Take a bath around the block
I’m on the clock
I’m clockin' in the big time
[Chorus]
Don't touch my banana
Don't touch my banana (Ooh-ooh)
Don't touch my banana
Don't touch my banana (Ooh-ooh)
[Outro]
(Dude, I said not to!)
Credits
Hazmat Monkey

Hazmat Monkey

About “Don’t Touch my Banana” by Hazmat Monkey

Read the complete lyrics to "Don’t Touch my Banana" by Hazmat Monkey from the album "Hazmat Monkey" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under New Zealand (Aotearoa), Pop.

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"Don’t Touch my Banana" appears on "Hazmat Monkey" in 2022.

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