[Instrumental Intro] [Guitar Solo] [Verse 1] Here's a story about a guy named Bill I awoke from my slumber and was met with chills To find him dead in my motherfucking shed How dare he get blood on my garden hoe [Pre-Chorus] May he rest in peace, that stupid S.O.B That's what he gets for overdosing on LSD Remember, kids, to stay on drugs and don't do school Listen to Bill and you'll end up... [Chorus] (Dead in the shed) (x2) Oh yeah, you're... (Dead in the shed) (x2) Oh yeah [Verse 2] Tripping balls is his specialty He says there's LSD for both you and me But regardless of what he's said and done He's dead as fuck and the drugs have won [Verse 3] The goblins of the shed have fear of their own When Bill stumbles across their unlocked home Boots that door down with his bottle full of crown The goblins are fucked up and Bill's dead now [Pre-Chorus] May he rest in peace, that stupid S.O.B That's what he gets for overdosing on LSD Remember, kids, to stay on drugs and don't do school Listen to Bill and you'll end up... [Bridge] (Dead) (x8) Shred in the shed! [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4] Midnight falls, the alcohol is slowly running dry A dark-lit place, a twisted face, the tears swelling in his eyes Approaching death now, he is so close, his battle is over now No more getting high for Bill, scarred me for life and left me with chills [Verse 5] Bill slumbers, now leave him alone His stench is too much for the funeral home So they threw his body in the compost bin 'Cause this dummy could not afford a friggin' coffin [Outro] That's it folks, the song's almost through One more riff- hey, that's a haiku (No, it's not) [Guitar Solo]
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