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Bad Shit Lyrics by Heathcliff Beefcliff

2023

[Chorus]
Bad shit
A lot of bad shit (aye)
Bad shit
A lot of bad shit (okay)
I’ve done some bad shit
All throughout my life
But I never do drugs
And I never hit my wife
[Verse]
I’ve never done Cocaine
But I’ve had a Coca-Cola
Shit made me go insane
Climbed a tree like a koala
Once I smoked some grass
That I picked up from my lawn
I put it in a bong
Then I smoked it with my mom
I took Percocet
After wisdom teeth surgery
It was without urgency
That shit didn’t work for me
I used to use steroids
Like DHEA
Then I used Accutane
That shit turned me gay
I don’t do LSD
But I do drink my pee
And a blood pressure pill
Makes me see a dancing monkey
I’ve never tried opium
I never needed any copium
But I have chronic diarrhea
So I often take Imodium
Never drank alcohol
Not a drop, not at all
But I have gotten cock
From a guy at the mall
Free samples of food court chicken!
I’ve never kissed a girl
But I once kissed my mom
It left me traumatized
Like the war in Vietnam
[Chorus]
Bad shit
A lot of bad shit (aye)
Bad shit
A lot of bad shit (okay)
I’ve done some bad shit
All throughout my life
But I never do drugs
And I never hit my wife
[Verse]
I once saw a girl
And said “hey, you look hot”
I offered her some water
And she kicked me in my cock
I once fucked a child
But that child was myself
Put a toy up my butt
Then I couldn’t get it out
I once wore my underwear
For two days straight
Then I woke up on the third day
And I was gay
I refuse to fornicate
So I never had a date
But I once had a doctor
Play with my prostate
I don’t piss in the bowl
I pee on the seat
And sometimes in my drawers
At night while I sleep
I’ve never had sex
I’ve never got laid
But I got a Pokédex
And it’s got your girl's name
Yes I’ve been to prison
Yes I’ve been to jail
But I was innocent
So why the fuck was I there
Home Depot stall diarrhea on a toilet seat
I couldn’t help myself shit happened accidentally
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Heathcliff Beefcliff

Heathcliff Beefcliff

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