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Toot Sweets Lyrics by Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Heather Ripley, Adrian Hall

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Original Cast Soundtrack)

1968

[CARACTACUS POTTS, spoken]
Don't waste your pucker on some all-day sucker
And don't try a toffee or cream
If you seek perfection in sugar confection
Well, here's something new on the scene
A mouthful of cheer! A sweet without peer!
[sung]
A musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
The eatable, tweet-able treats
[TRULY SCRUMPTIOUS]
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
No longer need candy be mute
[CARACTACUS]
Don't waste your pucker on some all-day sucker
[TRULY]
And don't try a toffee or cream
If you seek perfection in sugar confection
[CARACTACUS]
Well, here's something new on the scene
[TRULY]
A mouthful of cheer!
[CARACTACUS]
That sweet without peer!
[CARACTACUS & TRULY]
That musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
A bonbon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
With tweet-able, eatable sound
[CARACTACUS]
Their value is intrinsic
[TRULY]
Surpass any mint stick
[JEREMY & JEMIMA]
Or marshmallow mouthful you munch
[CARACTACUS]
Though licorice is chewy
[TRULY]
And gum drops are gooey
[JEREMY & JEMIMA]
And chocolate is charming to crunch
[CARACTACUS AND TRULY]
That savory fife
[WOMEN]
That sweet of your life
[KIDS & FACTORY WORKERS]
It's clearly the best of the bunch
[ALL]
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
[CARACTACUS]
That savory fife
[TRULY]
That sweet of your life
[ALL]
Is clearly the best of the bunch
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
A bonbon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
The treat that's so tweet-able
Lusciously eatable
With that unbeatable sound!
Credits
Dick Van Dyke

Dick Van Dyke

Sally Ann Howes

Sally Ann Howes

Heather Ripley

Heather Ripley

Adrian Hall

Adrian Hall

About “Toot Sweets” by Dick Van Dyke

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"Toot Sweets" is credited to Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Heather Ripley, Adrian Hall. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Toot Sweets" appears on "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Original Cast Soundtrack)" in 1968.

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