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Dad yard Lyrics by Hell Orbs

pleasure nexus

2013

[Verse 1]
Climate change is real and I changed the climate
I killed all the plants because I fucking like it
It's a hundred and ten degrees in January
It's a hundred and ten degrees in February
And I don't give a fuck, I love climate change
And I don't give a fuck about the future of Earth
I put incandescent bulbs out in my fucking yard and then I mow 'em up and I eat the grass with the glass

[Bridge 1]
I'm gonna eat grass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat ass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat your fucking grass
I'm gonna mow my fucking grass
I'm gonna eat your fucking glass
I'm gonna eat your fucking grass
If I fuck up my stomach, then I'll get a new stomach
I don't give a red fuck, I'm gonna eat your grass

[Verse 2]
Climate change is real and I'm gonna fuck a polar bear with carbon emissions
They didn't listen
Now I'm gonna fuck a penguin with some greenhouse gas
Fuck a little penguin in the greenhouse ass
And I don't give a fuck
It's a hundred thirty fucking degrees in February 'cause I changed the climate

[Bridge 2]
I'm gonna eat your grass
I'm gonna eat some glass
I'm gonna eat your grass and I'm gonna mow your grass
And I'm gonna go, gonna go face down, face down

[Refrain]
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
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About “Dad yard” by Hell Orbs

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"Dad yard" appears on "pleasure nexus" in 2013.

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