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Never Smile at a Crocodile (Bonus Track) Lyrics by Henry Calvin

Peter Pan (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

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Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots ot etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For example
(spoken)
One positively must not wear a pleased expression on his countenance when confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile who has long jaws, armored skin, and webbed feet and who is known as the crocodile
It has been discovered that one simply cannot cherish an amicable or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species
In addition, it is mandatory that one does not become irresistibly drawn into the erroneous belief that the lateral upward extension of his lips means that you are entirely welcome. It is much more reasonable to assume that he is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit...
HIS!
Heh, heh
(sung)
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile!
Credits
Henry Calvin

Henry Calvin

About “Never Smile at a Crocodile (Bonus Track)” by Henry Calvin

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