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The Druggist Lyrics by Herdman - Hills - Mangsen

At the Turning of the Year

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So, now you have a cold
You didn't do as you were told
You went out without galoshes in the rain
And you spent your late nights boozing
Instead of home a'snoozing
And now you've just begun to feel the pain
The viruses inside of you
Are multiplying two by two
And dance the Macarena in your brain
You're eyelids thick and droopy
Your nose is raw and soupy
You ask for my advice
Let me explain ...
[Chorus]
You need to take acetaminophen
Or just a little aspirin acetylsalicylic for the pain
A dose of guaifenesin, plain and simple Robutussin
To liquify the mucus membranes
Oxymatazoline or phеnylpropanolamine
To open up the sinusеs and such
Then try to recoup with a little chicken soup
Call your mother cause it pays to keep in touch
You have tried those new age therapies
And herbal homeopathies
High colonic nozzles and the rest
But those echinacean potions
And royal jelly lotions
Have failed to tame the panther in your chest
Those crystal packing druids
Cannot abate the fluids
That drizzle from your nostrils to your vest
The answer it is plain to see
Is found within my pharmacy
So, step right in and be my guest
[Chorus]
You need to take acetaminophen
Or just a little aspirin acetylsalicylic for the pain
A dose of guaifenesin, plain and simple Robutussin
To liquify the mucus membranes
Oxymatazoline or phenylpropanolamine
To open up the sinuses and such
Then try to recoup with a little chicken soup
Call your mother cause it pays to keep in touch
(Say it a little slower, I'm trying to write it down!)
[Chorus]
You need to take acetaminophen
Or just a little aspirin acetylsalicylic for the pain
A dose of guaifenesin, plain and simple Robutussin
To liquify the mucus membranes
Oxymatazoline or phenylpropanolamine
To open up the sinuses and such
Then try to recoup with a little chicken soup
Call your mother cause it pays to keep in touch
Then try to recoup with a little chicken soup
Call your mother cause it pays to keep in touch
Credits
Herdman - Hills - Mangsen

Herdman - Hills - Mangsen

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