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An Open Letter to the Girl I Inadvertently Offended Lyrics by Hermitofthewoods

The Woods Are Burning

2007

[Intro - EMC]
Asshole
[Chorus]
I know that I can be an asshole some days
But I just blaze away the pain and let it soak in the rain
I complain in vain about more of the same
So either get on the train or get the fuck out my way
[Verse 1]
I exude negativity so frequently my decency
Drowns in bass frequencies
Discretely speaks repeatedly
Unevenly deceiving me conclusively like it used to be
And those who seek the beauty
See the beast in me exclusively
I’m producing beats like feats of superhuman ingenuity
But it’s true to see
That people don’t really know just what they do to me
My impunity rings true
And I don’t care about you to be honest
I've got a bomb list that’s, like
Fifty miles long with people on it
I’m not trying to be rude
But you assume I’m always in the mood
To pursue a dialog with you
Where nothing interesting ensues
Well call me shrewd
But I’m not glued to established ethical convention
With regards to the suspension of all the aforementioned tension
I’m in the fifth dimension and my days are full of rage
Because I’m proud to say I play in Piaget’s fourth stage
Hey, we’re just on a different page
And I don’t even know your name
So I show no shame I've got my own game to maintain
[Pre-Chorus - EMC]
Asshole
[Chorus]
I know that I can be an asshole some days
But I just blaze away the pain and let it soak in the rain
I complain in vain about more of the same
So either get on the train or get the fuck out my way
[Verse 2]
I resist with a six-fingered fist and stay pissed
And I exist in the midst of these twisted terrorists
In this acid trip flip side reality that I've been traveling
Where assassins are battling
The laws gravity are unraveling
All the cages are rattling
Everything is eerily quiet
It’s like a riot would start
If a single needle dropped to defy the silence
Science fiction couldn't have predicted this
– the world I live in
And I know you envision me as some kind of supervillain
But listen
You’re missing the point
See, I’d likely smoked a joint or two that morning
And then you come out roaring without warning
And, well, I’m sorry
But since birth I've been a bastard
I've been plastered and self-righteous
So I might just fight all night to spite the nice devices
You incite in your lifeless reproductions of past lives
They’re vast lies
For baptized eyes who have been chastised but
Relax, I’m not saying you’re insane or that I doubt you
Just that I don’t know you
And I don’t give a fuck about you
[Pre-Chorus - EMC]
Asshole
[Chorus]
I know that I can be an asshole some days
But I just blaze away the pain and let it soak in the rain
I complain in vain about more of the same
So either get on the train or get the fuck out my way
[Verse 3]
I know you think that I’m horrible
A deplorable monster demonstrably
Because I’m constantly unconsciously
Admonishing the audience for what it wants to be
My own hypocrisies are like diseases and they squeeze
Life right out of me until I’m freezing and can’t breathe
So even if you say please
I won’t have the wind in me to respond
I’m so far gone I write day-long songs
With my head in the clouds like Falun Gong
You've got me all wrong
- thinking that I belong to the same society
I show no signs of sobriety
My private ironies are denying me
The chance to be what I wanted to be
‘cause I’m haunted by past actions
My previous interactions
With stacks of unattractive factions
Clash of the passions
Asking myself how long it lasts… Indefinitely?
Especially when I let open sesame therapy
Get the best of me
I can’t rest in peace
When next to me are the ghosts of past offenses
Presenting me with a warrant
From the office of death sentences
So even though you’re sensitive here’s your letter
And you can burn it
I've got my own shit to deal with
Yours in fear & loathing
Hermit
[Outro - EMC]
Asshole
Hermit, you’re a fucking asshole
Credits
Hermitofthewoods

Hermitofthewoods

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