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Shortstop Lyrics by Hey Mister!

Rocket Summer

2014

Are you just getting paid to Tweet?
To just sit around and eat
While the rest of us are trying to do your job?

Got your feet up on a chair
Junk is waving in the air
What exactly do you do here anyway?

You're nothing but an overcompensating, hollow man
The next "boom" will be my fist hitting your face

And I don't want to listen to your rationalizations for unsuccess
And I can't stand to listen
To deluded self-aggrandizement
Your empty threat embellishments
Your meathead drunken debauchment
Hope you end up sad and all alone

About “Shortstop” by Hey Mister!

Read the complete lyrics to "Shortstop" by Hey Mister! from the album "Rocket Summer" in 2014. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Skate Punk, Punk Rock, Rock.

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"Shortstop" is credited to Hey Mister!. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Shortstop" appears on "Rocket Summer" in 2014.

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