[Chorus]
Girl, why you gotta play?
Everybody makes mistakes
And I know you want space but the shit that I did wasn't that fucked up anyway
Hey, yeah, the shit that I did wasn't that fucked up anyway
Hey, girl why you gotta play?
Everybody makes mistakes
And I know you want space but the shit that I did wasn't that fucked up anyway, hey, hey
Yeah, the shit that I did wasn't that fucked up anyway
[Verse 1]
Girl I know you said that I was dead to you (dead to you)
But you can't believe all those lies that guy fed to you (fed to you)
Even though I probably did what they said I did, can't we forget and forgive? (can't we forget and forgive)
Okay look, I'm sorry (sorry), I cheated with Molly, and Shannon, and Tina, and Charlotte, and Barbie, but
How you gon' put the blame onto me?
When every single one of those girls came onto me? (I swear)
I know you think this relationships hopeless
Just because I cut the breaks on your Ford Focus (oops)
Then I purposefully gave you tuberculosis
But from my point of view, that was all just a joke, bitch (I'm kidding)
Listen, I apologize right now (sorry)
For every time that I had a guy's night out
I'd come home, you'd be asleep on my couch (mine)
You looked so pretty till' I shaved off your eyebrows
I'm embarrassed and I'm full of regret
I admit, I was careless when I took care of your cat
But here are the facts, I may have forgotten to feed him (true)
But there were reasons, Gilmore Girls had just come out with a brand new season (new)
And I just had to binge (yeah), and I was mad at him
He kept meowing so I threw him in the attic, and
I may have forgot that he was inside, he didn't survive
He starved and he died, lost nine of his lives
But how the fuck are you gon' stay mad at me?
I had him stuffed, he lives forever on the mantlepiece (forever)
That was nice of me, I didn't let him rot
And I think the taxidermist did a brilliant job (it looks good)
[Chorus 2]
Girl, why you gotta play?
Even you made mistakes
And I know you want space but the shit that you did way more fucked up anyway
[Verse 2]
Okay, okay, I fucked up, that's for certain
But you actin' like Mother Teresa girl you ain't perfect (nah)
Ho', don't act like you never messed up
You did some truly awful things (yeah, you did)
You ate the peanut butter straight out the jar
Left the dirty spoon on the edge of the sink (and that was real hard to clean)
And don't think I don't know it was you using all my soap in the bath, ay (come on, I know)
You put the Brita in the fridge with no damn water, you a god damn sociopath, ay, ay (that's fucked up)
That time you made me turn off High School Musical
Just because we had to go attend your parents funeral (come on)
That was super uncool of you (fucked up)
And I probably would've left, but when you cry you look so beautiful (yeah, you do)
But what did I do to you, that stuff from the first verse? (so?)
Fuck you, you psycho, the shit you did was way worse (way worse)
Yelling "Let's go!" even though I was ready (I'm ready)
Every time we held hands your palms would get sweaty (so sweaty)
Eggs, spaghetti
Eggs, spaghetti
That's all you ever fucking made was eggs and spaghetti (it's gross)
But I'm willing to look past all that stuff, because the fact is, well, you have a fantastic butt
And I can't give that up
So, you gon' take me back or what?
[Beat Switch]
[Skit: HiDef the Chef and HiDef the Chef as Girlfriend]
"No"
No? Wachu' mean no? Don't you remember the good times baby?
Remember? Ay, ay
[Verse 3]
Remember, remember, the month of November (November)
Scrap-booking together, it felt like forever (forever)
We found all those photos from 2001 (one)
The last known pictures of your Dad and Mum (Mum)
We spliced them together with flicks from their prom (prom)
They were Kodak moments, irreplaceable ones
When it was all said and done
We got in a car and just drove
Nothing but love, laughter and open road
And I, was looking down at that book we made (that book we made)
There was, nothing left to do or say
So I, threw it out the window
I love you
[Outro]
(Follow me)
