[Chorus: Barenaked Ladies]
It's been one week since you look at me
Cocked your head to the side, and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me, saying
"Get back together, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realize it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days 'till I say I'm sorry
[Verse 1]
Hold it now, and watch the Hoodwink, as I make you stop
Think, you'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalot Swiss
I like the sushi, 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LеAnn Rimes, because I'm all about valuе
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits, you try to match wits
You try to hold me, but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake, I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know the vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
[Chorus]
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air, and said you're crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realize it's not my fault, but a moment too soon
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait 'till you say you're sorry
[Verse 2]
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick, and your brain stops ticking
Watching X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic; like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films - 'kay, I don't make films
But if I did, they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs, gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babies
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? ...you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
[Chorus: Barenaked Ladies, Blink-182]
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to the sides and said I'm sorry (Hey!)
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
(I miss you, I miss you...)
Three days since the living room
We realize we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
'Cause it'd still be two days 'till we said we're sorry
[Bridge]
It'll still be two days 'till we say we're sorry...
It'll still be two days 'till we say wasabi...
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie...
[Outro: Barenaked Ladies, Blink-182]
It's been one week since you look at me
Cocked your head to the side, and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me, saying
"Get back together, come back and see me"
(I miss you, I miss you...)
Three days since the living room
I realize it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days 'till I say I'm sorry
(I miss you, I miss you...)
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air, and said you're crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I still got the rug burns on both my knees
(I miss you, I miss you...)
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realize it's not my fault, but a moment too soon
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait 'till you say you're sorry
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to the sides and said I'm sorry (Hey!)
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realize we're both to blame, but what could we do?
