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Swamp Kung Fu Lyrics by Historian Himself

Junglecat Technique

2013

Ahh, you caught me pouring out a pot of hot tea
Snacking a few stacks of cookies
While smiling at rookies
With a mouthful of machetes to chomp deadly
And take your head like Æthelred the Unready
A thousand and ten years of peat bog lift heavy
Honestly, test me
I got a bunch of hungry worms in the compost and I'm looking to fatten up the frog food
Raise up another odd brood
Aquatic plants weaving alive
Disguise for the creatures that keep croaking in the evening
Walking through my misty forest
I've never claimed to be anything more than a little boy bearing witness to wild wonder
Who lives for the storms because I was born scared of thunder
I've never felt so alive as when the tide dragged me under
And the blizzard made me shiver
Felt comfort in the cold embrace of a dark winter
And I'm building a home through stones and sticks meant to break bones to sharp splinters
It goes, live to survive, bite the hand that feeds
Just to keep them skinny wizard fingers moving quicker
There's flies on the lion's hide
Yet the keen eye line is lance like to strike with teeth sank deep then fall back camouflaged
As you bleed best believe Charlie's always in the trees!
Lungs sponging that old swamp gas pungent
I stay trudging with rubber boots and a bucket
'Cause my kingdom remains sunken
I said my kingdom remains sunken
But I welcome y'all to jump in
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Historian Himself

Historian Himself

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"Swamp Kung Fu" appears on "Junglecat Technique" in 2013.

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