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Metaverse Lyrics by Hobo Johnson

Hobo Johnson Drinks

2024

[Intro]
Five, four, three, two, o— (Met-Met-Meta—)
The birds are chirping on my iPhone 8
What a beautifully augmented day (Future [?])
Yeah, my girlfriend's face is on my Android screen, and
To me that only means one thing, dog
We're headed to the Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future [?])

[Verse 1]
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fucking something worse?
Than Michael Jordan's avatar selling you shoes (Wow)
Zuckerberg's Memoji is now letting you choose
Between the three options that have already passed
The sweet algorithm's most profitable path
And Helen Keller giving you a pep-talk (Wow, wow, wow)
If you pay her five bucks, she'll say your name, dog (Frank)
Today is sweet and I'm making it mine
Because I'm headed to Gandhi's yoga class at nine
And civil disobedience's a thing of the past
Just give us the new battle pass (The battle pass)
It's intrinsically depressing to pick from the infinite shit, in

[Chorus]
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future [?])
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fucking something worse? (Not yet)

[Interlude]
Ready? Ready? Go
Go to the bathroom
[?]

[Verse 2]
Can you imagine fucking something worse
Than Zuckerberg's morality leading the way
In a gentle, lovely, kind of fascist sort of way
He's striving, and he's climbing, and he's fighting for the right
To decide where the world's resources ought to lie
And he needs, he needs to be
The curator of everything
It seems, and too bad that we can't all say no
He manufactured the consent of the home
And as soon as they make a game where I can be a Jedi
And the graphics are good, and I can choose my own life
Then there's a massive fucking fork in the road
The physical, and the digital implode, in

[Outro]
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse), ayy
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future [?])
The Metaverse, the Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse, the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Could you imagine fucking something worse? [?]
(The Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Meta-meta—)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (The Meta-metaverse, future [?])
(The Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Metaverse), ayy
Can you imagine fucking something worse than sucking something worse? (Not yet)
(Let's hope for it, [?] leading the way, yeah)
Kind of fascist sort of way (Not yet)
([?] leading the way)
Could you imagine fucking something worse? [?]
(Not yet)
Can you imagine fucking something worse? [?] (Not yet)
Can you imagine fucking something worse? [?]
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Hobo Johnson

Hobo Johnson

About “Metaverse” by Hobo Johnson

Read the complete lyrics to "Metaverse" by Hobo Johnson from the album "Hobo Johnson Drinks" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Independent, Alternative, USA.

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"Metaverse" is credited to Hobo Johnson. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Metaverse" appears on "Hobo Johnson Drinks" in 2024.

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