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Mistletoe Alert Lyrics by Duncan Sheik

American Psycho (Original London Cast Recording)

2016

[COMPANY]
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert
[EVELYN]
I want a party to remember
The Festivus New York December
Fabulous and perfect fact
A party no one will forget
[COURTNEY]
The catering will be sublime
[LUIS]
One of those waiters is more than fine
[EVELYN]
I hope the guests will be impressed
At least I won't be underdressed
[COMPANY]
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert
[PATRICK, spoken]
The holidays are a difficult time for me
So I prepare for the coming onslaught of eggnog
And office parties
Of shopping and ice skating
With copious amount of drugs and alcohol
To dull the screaming
[COURTNEY]
And if the party starts to waiver
I hope somebody brings party favors
Or at least something risqué
A little naughty
[LUIS]
Or a little gay
[EVELYN, spoken]
You look like shit
Are you okay?
[PARTICK, spoken]
I think it's too much red
It's making me anxious
[EVELYN, spoken]
Are you on something?
[PATRICK, spoken]
I think I may be hallucinating
[EVELYN, spoken]
Well, then find a bathroom, Bateman
Splash some water on your face
Throw up, do something
[PATRICK, spoken]
Yeah, yeah, I'll see you in Hell motherfucker!
[PATRICK]
I'll put some X in the eggnog
Wait for a while
The girls relax
All the girls start to smile
I'll open a gram
Watch them go
Now you see why Santa
Loves the snow
Some fucking leaves
At the door
Can't wait till the girls
Are nailed to the floor
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Duncan Sheik

Duncan Sheik

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"Mistletoe Alert" is credited to Duncan Sheik. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Mistletoe Alert" appears on "American Psycho (Original London Cast Recording)" in 2016.

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