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Dick So Small Lyrics by Hooligan Christian

Dick So Small (feat. Dylan Polley & Steezy Kane) - Single

2020

[Intro]
Hooligan Christian (Ayy)
[Chorus: Coope]
She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)
[Verse 1: Hooligan Christian]
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it
[Verse 2: Dylan Polley]
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy (Balls)
Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)
[Chorus: Coope]
She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals
[Interlude: Dylan Polley & Hooligan Christian]
Bro, where the fuck is Steezy at?
I don't know. Get his ass in the booth
Call up
[Verse 3: Steezy Kane]
Kane in this bitch with a small dick
Got a bad bitch, she ain't even thick
Can't even suck me, she only just lick
When I have sex my duration is quick
I'm back on my shit (Fax, fax)
She give me a dance
It's small, so I'm letting her know in advance
She pull down my pants
Got on her knees, praise to the Lord she all on my belly button
I hope she's not my cousin
Put my cares in the oven (What? What?)
She call me daddy so I fucked her mama (Sneezes)
Eating her ass on the back of a llama
My money got commas like I'm sick of pauses
Fucking your bitch and I come out the closet
Where's my deposit?
Coins in pocket
I'm being factual, let's just be honest
My tiny penis bring joy to the world
It helps the economy like a nonprofit, nigga
Credits
Hooligan Christian

Hooligan Christian

About “Dick So Small” by Hooligan Christian

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