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Christmas Slam Dunk Lyrics by Hot Dad

2016

I’m on the bench, I’m ready to play
Hope Coach Christmas puts me in today, in the game
Trained this whole year, now it’s time to shine
Sleigh bells on my jersey, number 69
I’ve got the presents, you’ve got the hoop
Gonna dribble that ball, but I’m not gonna shoot
Running down the court, like a sled dog, yeah
I’m a Christmas player, I’m a Christmas star
North Pole, Santa Claus watching the game
He knows what he wants, it’ll never change
Yuletide points, on a glowing score board
Got my eyes on the rim, let the holiday begin
Flying through the air, mistletoe below
Gonna do a Christmas Slam Dunk
Put the Christmas ball in the Christmas hoop
Gonna run down court, do the holiday moves for you
Gonna do a Christmas Slam Dunk
Break the holiday backboard, Holiday glass
Raining down to the floor like snowflakes on the roof
We play the Thanksgiving team today
Next week it’s the Hanukkah team, okay? We’ve gotta win
Green and red war paint all over my face
Candy cane in my lips, gonna lick the cane, ingest the bliss
I’ve got the presents, you’ve got the hoop
Gonna dribble that ornament, not gonna shoot
Running down the court, like a sled dog, yeah
I’m a Christmas hero in my Christmas head
Standing up tall, jolly, strong and brave
We’re the Christmas Boys, playing festive games
Elf cheerleaders, leading the wave
Jingle bells ring out, another quarter done, hey
Flying through the air, sphere inside my hand
Gonna do a Christmas Slam Dunk
Put the Christmas ball in the Christmas hoop
Gonna run down court, do the holiday moves for you
Gonna do a Christmas Slam Dunk
Break the holiday backboard, holiday glass
Raining down to the floor like snowflakes on the roof
Gonna do a Christmas Slam Dunk
Put my hands on the rim, let the dunk begin
Make the ball go through, celebrate the holiday with you
Gonna do a Christmas Slam Dunk
Holiday high-fives, big score on the rise
Egg nog on tap, waiting for me in the locker room
Holiday halftime show
Featuring musical guest, U2 minus Bono
The crowd is screaming, carolers, too
Dunk time, Santa Claus appears
Slammin’, dunkin’
Slammin’, dunkin’
Slammin’, dunkin’
Slam
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Hot Dad

Hot Dad

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