[intro - mr smiff and theo] Yeah, mr smiff, ay (THEO!) [intro - mr smiff] Yo, yo, my name is martin I hate theo cos he's always farting I think that he might be retarded He is terrible at go karting Back of my class and he's always sharting His mum and his dad are my darlings (bi) When he eggs it it's really jarring He lives in [?] Undercooked omelette's a terrible artist Undercooked omelette's never charting I fucking hate theo, rah ting When i see theo, i'm like "darn it" When he says something, i discard it Hе looks like a bug eyed martian Stokе city is worse than cardiff Bitch how bout you go and charge it [verse 2 - theo] Why are you talking you fucking giraffe You're so lanky like a wizard's staff Just like a circle i'll cut you in half Your mum is my ting like rah I'm more smarter than you are And i always never fart Martin can't even write bars While omelette's a superstar I be getting A star star Even when you deduct marks I'm a goat like king like tsar I be puffing on that za I'm puffing on that cigar (puff) And i'm really really smart You know my ting is your ma I'm leaving you, au revoir [verse 3 - mr smiff] Listen up theo, listen up y'all Shut your mouth you're tiny and small And i know you really love balls And i know you're really not cool You are failing maths in school In my class and you're like snore You aren't puffing on no juul You can't punch me you're too short Listen [?], i'm not sure That you understand at all I'm so rich and you're so poor £100 from maths, 5 scores I got moolah in my rolls Royce, not fat like your big paunch See i'm out here with my porsche But you're in my class with yawns [verse 4 - theo] Can you hear me mr smiff I think that your trim is shit I fart, it's unobtrusive You fart, it's a stinky niff Stop giving james will cock a sniff Stop tryna give [?] a kiss [?] has a lisp Like you when you [?] By the way i like your rizz "where you stayin- oh you're fit That's forward but i said it Oh well". jump off a cliff You look like you guzzle piss See a cock and take a swig You? good teacher? that's a myth I'd rather be small than big, you bitch [outro - theo] I'll silence you lickety split!
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