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Stayed Gone Lyrics by HPKritical

2024

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
That fucker is back!

[HPKritical as VALENTINO, spoken]
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
It's been seven years!

[HPKritical as VALENTINO, spoken]
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
Uh, fuck you

[HPKritical as VALENTINO, spoken]
Just saying

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
Things have changed a lot since he left town

[HPKritical as VALENTINO, spoken]
That's for sure

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
(sung)
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!

[DIRECTOR, spoken]
Camera speeds
Rolling in three, two

[STAFF]
Welcome to the show

[HPKritical as VOX]
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town

[STAFF]
Welcome to the show

[HPKritical as VOX]
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him?

[STAFF]
Welcome to the show

[HPKritical as VOX, HPKritical as VOX & (Not) STAFF]
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away

[HPKritical as VOX]
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?

[HPKritical as ALASTOR, spoken]
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
What a dated voice!

[HPKritical as ALASTOR, spoken]
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
Come on!

[HPKritical as ALASTOR, spoken]
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
Ignore his chirping!

[HPKritical as ALASTOR, spoken]
Every day, he's got a new format!

[HPKritical as VOX, HPKritical as VOX & (Not) STAFF]
You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!

[HPKritical as ALASTOR]
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
Oh, please!

[HPKritical as ALASTOR]
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
H-hold on!

[HPKritical as ALASTOR]
I said no, and now he's pissy
That's the tea!

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering

[HPKritical as ALASTOR, spoken]
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle—

[HPKritical as ALASTOR, spoken]
I'm afraid you've lost your signal

[HPKritical as ALASTOR]
Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in
When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun

[HPKritical as VOX, spoken]
Fuck!
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HPKritical

HPKritical

About “Stayed Gone” by HPKritical

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