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SURELY TAKE A SCHMINGLE JUST A LITTLE PUFF!! Lyrics by Hubert Hoffler

2022

1, 2, 3, Yeah
So I was at a party, sipping on my Carlton Dry's
When this eshay lookin' bloke comes up to me with a twinkle in his eye
He asks me how my day was
I say yeah it wasn't that bad
This bloke pulls out a pack of smokes
And he babs
"Surely take a schmingle
Just a little puff
Take a schmingle
Just a little puff
He said "Surely have a schmingle
Just a little puff
Just smoke a little schmingle
Just a take little puff
Yeah
What the fuck cunt
What even is a schmingle
I'm thinking there's something wrong with this cunt
Sick in the fucking head
Off his bloody rocker
I say to this young cheeky bloke
Thanks mate but I don't smoke
Then he replies in a cheeky tone
Come on just a little toke
I said mate you're really pushing this
I don't want lung cancer by the time I have kids
He says don't worry cunt
Doesn't have any nic
So surely take a schmingle
Just a little puff
Take a schmingle
Just a little puff
Just have a little schmingle
Just a little puff
Bro smoke a little schmingle
Just a take little puff
Yeah
Doesn't have any nic? Whaddya mean it doesn't have any nic?
It means it doesn't have any nicotine in it ya dumb cunt
No, I know what fucking nic is im asking what fucking type of cigarette doesn't have any fucking nic in it ya dog cunt
This fucking cunt
He fucking says
He says to me
Have a cheeky schmingle and find out
Fucking oath cunt
No nicotine
So I took a little schmingle
I had a little puff
I took a little schmingle
I took a little puff
I said I had a cheeky schmingle
I took a little puff
I smoked a little schmingle
And I had a little puff
What the fuck cunt
What the fuck
What the fuck did you give me cunt
This isn't a fucking cigarette
(That's fucking not ay?)
Is this fucking weed?
(Yeah, yeah it is)
You fucking gave me weed didn't you ya cheeky cunt
(Yeah fuck yeah)
Cheeky bastard
So I'm feeling a little lazy
So I sit down on the couch and now I'm hazy
And I'm watching as cunts are walking past
And I'm laughing and laughing
Just having a blast
And suddenly I've got the courage to talk up a hot girl
So I stand up off my seat as I try not to hurl
And I put my hand on the wall
And I said what's up
And before she says anything cunt I fucking throw up
On the fucking floor
Fuck
I took a little schmingle
I had a little puff
I took a little schmingle
I took a little puff
I said I had a cheeky schmingle
Bro, I smoked a little schmingle
And it made me throw up
Fuck
Just the black and little schmingle cunt
Ah fucking hell
Fucking cut it
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Hubert Hoffler

Hubert Hoffler

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