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Dating a Vampire Sucks Lyrics by Huluween

Huluween Dragstravaganza (Original Soundtrack)

2022

[Verse: Jackie Beat]
I met a guy in the twilight
I must admit it was love at first bite
He's got a widow's peak instead of bangs
And a real long, long, long set of fangs
Almost nightly he'll wine and dine me
Can't see him in the mirror when he's right behind me
Hates the sun but he makes me feel young
And when he's hanging upside down he's so well hung
[Chorus: Jackie Beat, Selene Luna]
Dating a vampire sucks
He asked me 'do you come here often?'
And we did it in his coffin
Dating a vampire sucks
Last time he bit me, he got stuck
Don't judge me- I just wanna f-
Find a cute restaurant or have a picnic in the park
I don't know. Something nice!
He sat me down, said he must confess
Told me he's been seeing other people's necks
But I never get enough
All my girlfriends think I'm nuts
'Cuz dating a vampire sucks
[Verse 2: Jackie Beat, Selene Luna]
Pretty sure he's a vegan
'Cuz my baby doesn't like stakes
But he guzzles bloody marys
He's so thirsty that it's scary
And he sucks my juice just like I'm a grape
Listen, I'm not complaining
Why do you think I put up with this freak?
When he whispers he loves me to death
I always swoon because of his bad breath
[Chorus: Jackie Beat, Selene Luna]
Dating a vampire sucks
I've got one question- can I ask it?
Should I move into his casket?
Dating a vampire sucks
Listen, I know what you're thinking
Bet he hung out with Abe Lincoln
Too soon?
This relationship really bites
Goes for the jugular when we get in fights
But I kind of like it rough
No sweats or high-top Chucks
No, he's always in a tux, yeah
Dating a vampire sucks
[Bridges: Jackie Beat]
Oh, sometimes you take the good with the bad
Sometimes he's a pain in the neck
But he's still the best I've ever had
[Outro: Jackie Beat, Selena Luna]
Dating a vampire sucks
Now I have to wear a turtleneck 24/7
Dating a vampire sucks
Who does Italian food with no garlic?
Dating a vampire sucks
Good luck finding SPF 1,500
Dating a vampire sucks
What?
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Huluween

Huluween

About “Dating a Vampire Sucks” by Huluween

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"Dating a Vampire Sucks" appears on "Huluween Dragstravaganza (Original Soundtrack)" in 2022.

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