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Offers Lyrics by Humor

Half Smile

2014

[Verse 1]
My bezzy telling me I'm more dirty than a dog is
But ain't no straight single guy gonna turn down legit pussy offers
I'ma love women till the day I'm in a coffin
Saying I should stop it
I ain't that guy saying he's staying then he bopping
I ain't gonna tell a chick I love her just to pop it
If she DTF step into ma office
Some nigga's pay for it, but ma pussy non-profit
You a hussy come pop it, if you love it tek cockie
Not an objectification in the slightest
Its an activity, we both like it
Ain't avoiding love but I ain't running out to go find it
Don't call me chauvinistic baby that is close minded
I find attraction in a good character
But if a woman is an airhead I ain't gonna marry her
Yes I got a barrier, cause women can hold your heart and then stab it up
Hold you down at a price
Cause when its tits-up its armshouse with a knife
Figuratively, or maybe this is me
Making an excuse for male promiscuity
Just giving a reason for why at times I hit and then leave it
You might not agree with, but that's just how it is believe it
See its, just more to the eye
You might not understand but there is more to a guy


[Hook]
No I ain't gonna turn that shit down, why would I? Why would I?
Tell me why would I turn that shit down, why would I?
If its out there, why not. I said if its out there, why not
If the gyal a put it out there, why not
Real niggas out here
I ain't endorse no bitch but she tell me that she wanna take hits
Real niggas out here
I ain't endorse your bitch but she tell me that she's sick of your shit
If you put it like that I ain't gonna fall back
If you put it like that I ain't gonna fall back
Know a nigga saying yeah when she throw that pussy out
Know a nigga saying yeah when she throw that pussy out
Real niggas out ere


[Verse 2]
Don't get me wrong, I ain't hating on relationships
Patience is a virtue
Niggas can't reverse the urge to
Wanna get up in that pussy insert and then burst too
Tell me what your bird do, is she down down?
Call the bitch a slot machine I gave her pussy pounds pounds
If the ho look like a cow then when she holla I'ma tell her not now
(Sorry love) I hate to say it, but a nigga's not down, ow
Baby want the bone like she lost one
A nigga's always strapped up when he pops one
Cause I don't wanna pop pop, bop when I'm done
And have a long lost son looking for his pops blood
Never that, ahead that
And if your giving head
I'll take some cranium n have a side of sex with that
These women getting vexed with that
But if a bitch is on my case I'm gonna take the wrap


[Hook]


[Outro]
Yeah
Its the truth
The fucking truth bitch
Its true
Yeah
Bitch
Yeah
Credits
Humor

Humor

About “Offers” by Humor

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"Offers" is credited to Humor. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Offers" appears on "Half Smile" in 2014.

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