[Scene from "Big Trouble in Little China"]
Lo Pan: "Now, we must satisfy the First Sovereign Emperor by destroying this!"
Jack: "Not so fast, gentlemen."
Lo Pan: "Is it too much to ask, Thunder? Kill him! For me!"
Jack: "It won't solve anything, Dave. Too many people around here been droppin' like flies already and where's that gettin' us, huh? Nowhere. Fast. Eh, you know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"
{Verse 1]
Couple days of crust, on the third got a bust down
Put onto my wrist, put it all onto my set
I bought everybody chains, these my brothers till my death
I say that I never change, that's a lie, not a threat
Yuh, Say you wanna hang, but I would rather chill instead
And I'm not tryna be with you I'd rather be alone instead
And I would rather get a check, you rather get a loan instead
Rather stay alone in bed, got a vasectomy and left
Yes and All y'all wanna talk but I would rather save the breath and I would
Save it for the bars and the speech I give when you dead
Save it for the car ain't nobody here knew he said, to go
Take it to the car and stash it underneath the tread
I got tired of moving packs all through the tires with the sack
Making money like Goldman Sachs, old man money all in my checks
Told them honeys all with the breasts, need to chill out with the texts
Respecting you, you should respect me, need to learn to stay in check
Got a bust of myself, bust down on my wrist, MCM bag on my back and that's a backpack, bitch!
German heritage and I got German luxury, VIP, NiP
I'm a ninja in pajamas, I'm a ninja in the street and then I dip before the set and I'm efficient with the heat, I'm making all y'all upset, and runnin round in the city like nobody could defeat me, even though you and I know it's impossible to defeat me, uh
Like a handy man, I always keep a hammer handy, man
I got all the caine, got the candy, like I'm Santa, man
You be leaving mumblin' about a silly sentiment
Seems to you that I'm a challenge just like I was cinnamon
If anybody wanna challenge me I tell him send him in
And I'm with the shits so I be wearin' me some vetements
Also with the shits so they ain't finding them no evidence
I'm not the kind to leave it or the kind to go and tell a friend
Couple days of crust, on the third got a bust down
Put onto my wrist, put it all onto my set
I bought everybody chains, these my brothers till my death
I say that I never change, that's a lie, not a threat
Yuh, Say you wanna hang, but I would rather chill instead
And I'm not tryna be with you I'd rather be alone instead
And I would rather get a check, you rather get a loan instead
Rather stay alone in bed, got a vasectomy and left
[Intro scene from "Big Trouble in Little China"]
Attorney: "Okay. But if I'm gonna be your attorney, there are a few things that I have to know that, uh, still don't make any sense to me." Like... um... Do you really believe in magic?"
Egg Shen: "You mean Chinese black magic?"
Attorney: "Yes."
Egg Shen: "Oh, absolutely."
Attorney: "Are you still serious about this? And, uh, monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?"
Egg Shen: "Oh, sure. And sorcery."
Attorney: "And I suppose that, uh, you expect me to believe in sorcery as well?"
Egg Shen: "Of course."
Attorney: "Why?"
Egg Shen: "Because it's real."
Attorney: "How can I know that, Mr. Shen?"
Egg Shen: "How?"
Attorney: "Yes, how? Help me out here. Please, how?"
Egg Shen: "See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small."
