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Landline Lyrics by Huron John

Never Inside

2018

[Intro]
(John)
(Yes, six)
(Yes, six)

[Verse 1: Huron John]
I'm holding grudges like a phone appointment at the apple store
'Cause they last a couple years
(And they last a couple years)
If people were compared to a department store that's at the mall
You'd be a Sears
(You'd be a Sears, oh yeah)

[Chorus: Huron John & Shea Walters, Huron John]
Nobody hit my line today, nobody said, "Hello" (Yes, six)
What'd be the point of paying the bill if I don't even use the phone?
Nobody hit my line today, nobody said, "Hello" (Everybody tellin')
What'd be the point of paying the bill if I don't even use the phone?

[Verse 2: Huron John & Shea Walters, Huron John]
We really nothing alike
I'll play the synthesizer
No drinking, bud is wiser
You nickel, not a dime, uh (Woo)
We really nothing alike
You got control of me
Can't you see, AT&T?
You really, really messin' with my self-esteem, 'cause (Ah)

[Chorus: Huron John & Shea Walters, Huron John]
Nobody hit my line today, nobody (Woo) said, "Hello" (Woo)
What'd be the point of paying the bill if I don't even use the phone?
Nobody hit my line today, nobody (Woo) said, "Hello" (Woo) (Everybody tellin')
What'd be the point of paying the bill if I don't even use the phone?

[Verse 3: Huron John]
We really nothing alike
You be drinkin' milk, I be drinkin' Fanta (Woo)
You believe in God, I believe in Santa
Put me in a bind like I am Amanda
(Uh, uh)
Pass me the Pop Rock and the Sunny D
'Cause you know I don't fuck with the coke and the codeine

[Instrumental Break: Huron John]
Mm, mm (Six)
Ooo-oo-oo, oo-oo (Six)
Ah, ooo-ah, ah-wah, oooh
(Woo, woo)

[Bridge: Huron John & Shea Walters]
Nobody, nobody, nobody hittin' me up (Oh)
Nobody, nobody, nobody sayin', "What's up?", yeah (Ah)
Everybody really knowin' that I be a scholar (Ah) (Oh)
And you really gotta pass it or I'll be a hostile (Ah)
Yeah

[Outro: Huron John & Apple's Siri]
Doo-dah
(Yes, six)
Doo-dah
Siri, direct me to a place that will make me happy
Ok, John, calling Blockbuster video
Thank you
(John)
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About “Landline” by Huron John

Read the complete lyrics to "Landline" by Huron John from the album "Never Inside" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Lo-Fi, Indie Pop, Bedroom Pop.

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"Landline" appears on "Never Inside" in 2018.

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