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Diner Dates Lyrics by Hypothetical Vomit

Guarding Krleyschi’s Melodies

2019

[Verse]
Across from one another
That is our position in the start
Maybe we can change, later
For now, pour salt on my heart

[Verse]
Minding your old business
The salon’s not close anymore
But we are unaffected for a reason
Our hair is harder to see

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Hello to the waiter
A spanking new presentation of the dishes
Is waiter too formal? Maybe just a server
Pass me the menu, or at least label the dishes
It makes things more complete

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Come back, come back, waiter
The table fell but the dishes stayed put
That’s devoid of conflict, can I ask the friend?
I appreciate you for your services, but nothing else
You make things for my feet

[Verse]
Inform us of a mission, we’re bored
The events that tend to happen seem unsure
Say, are you sure there’s not something you want us to do?
Let us know, maybe we can figure it out

[Pre-Chorus 1]

[Chorus]
Something’s in danger here
We won’t be cowards
Bought you the dinner
Now buy me the flowers
Server’s encouragement
Our motivation
Now let’s get out of here
Scraps on my plate

[Bridge]
I need six boxes, I have to be honest
We did not finish our meals
Intense embarrassment is kicking in
Ooh, it’s intense and it’s real

[Verse]
Have you brought the bird around?
I’m worried you might forget it
Consider this a forceful reminder
If it’s not with you when you get here, I’ll crave revenge

[Pre-Chorus 1]

[Chorus]

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

[Pre-Chorus 3]
So long, lover waiting
You’ve been good handling my food
It takes a trustworthy smile to win my comfort
I think, if you weren’t so hospitable, I’d have been sad
Maybe wouldn’t have considered the quest
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About “Diner Dates” by Hypothetical Vomit

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"Diner Dates" is credited to Hypothetical Vomit. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Diner Dates" appears on "Guarding Krleyschi’s Melodies" in 2019.

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