[Spoken Intro}
Hello? Um, do I know you?
Oh right! You're the dude from the other night
Yeah, of course I remember you!
So what's up?
You want me to come over tonight?
Oh, I don't know
[Verse 1]
Wipe my nose like it's January
Respect the drip, I'm a visionary
I'm brewing up beats, like apothecary
Til you say my name, like Bloody Mary
You're wrong if you think I'm ordinary
My shit smooth, like it's Ben and Jerry's
Americone Dream, with a hint of cherry
I'mma subject you to my commentary
Yeah, sometimes I stutter
B-Broaden your mind with a sеnse of wonder
I'm the undеrdog, but I'm undercover
And I'm on a roll, like bread and butter
Free yourself from mental clutter
New perspective, like technicolor
If you can't keep up, you can lose my number
Cause I'm miles ahead, I'm like no other
You think you're cool in your grandmas Cadillac?
You're pretty cute, but you don't know how to act
How you hustlin' when you flexin' in the trap?
Don't have clout, cause your town ain't on the map
Look, I'm not tryna make you feel bad
But you still get allowance from your Dad
Just saying that your whole look's kinda sad
Goes to show, I'm the best thing you ever had
[Interlude]
You hit me up as I'm sippin' Kombucha
You ain't prepared for the text I'mma shoot ya
Said you're lookin' for a girl who can do karma sutra?
Yeah, that's a stretch. I don't think I'mma suit ya
[Verse 2]
My music underground, like a labyrinth
Stay hard on the grind, like a blacksmith
Get higher than the stacks that you don't get
I'm hotter than the ex that you don't mix
The things you do are so suspicious
The shit you say is so fictitious
You wish you had a beat so viscous
While I'm flashing rocks, you're stacking dishes
Yikes, you're intimidated
By a girl that's cute and educated
Let's take a look at the chicks you've dated
It was yourself that you've always hated
Take a tip from an internet has-been
Worth more than the checks that you're cashin'
Change it up from the way that ya have been
Cause your shit ain't worth that you're askin'
You probably need external forms of validation
It's not a party if you're always on vacation
Poppin' bottles isn't that much of a statement
You should seek out better forms of stimulation
Now, I'm not tryna be bitter
But I'll say my expectations were bigger
It's not surprising when you start to consider
You drown your problems with a bottle of liquor
I apologize to the congregation
They call me weeb because my preference is Asian
They say my flows are savory, like fermentation
Ass so fat, gonna need the right equation
[Bridge]
Not the hottest you've seen
But I spit track hotter than a Lean Cuisine
Did you get your look out of a magazine?
Because your fit's so off, like the vibes that you're sending me
I've been minding my business
But your sensitivity's got me counting the minutes
Till you find clarity, and I serve as a witness
When you realize your crimes, and beggin' forgiveness
You could say I'm a little dramatic
But your masculinity is a little traumatic
Shouldn't need to explain why you're so problematic
Get away with it all cause you're so charismatic
I don't judge, but you're kind of a critic
I don't trick, but you're sort of a gimmick
Nothing sticks to a skeptical cynic
Kinda like a brick wall, if I'm being specific
[Outro]
I'm outspoken in the open
Social rules were meant to be broken
I'm online, but I thrift on a dime
And I'm ongoing, like a victimless crime
Inperceptible, unsusceptible
Original and unconventional
If you're not multi-dimensional
Don't hit me up, because you're unexceptional
