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Robotnik’s Tea Party Lyrics by Igiulamam

2009

Robot
Robot attack

[Sonic & Tails]
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-Doctor Robotnik?

[Robotnik]
I appear today
I-I-I appear-appear today
To-make-an historic announcement
Historic-historic announcement
I have decided to announce
I have decided to announce my retirement
Retirement
Retirement-irement-irement

[Sonic]
What?

[Robotnik]
Yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of my retirement

[Chorus: Robotnik]
I-I offer you something to eat
Som-Som-Something to eat
I offer you tea
And something to eat

Come in, come in, what a pleasant surprise
Come in, my little friend
Come in, come in, I offer you tea
How thoughtful of me to offer you tea-tea-tea-tea

Yes
Yes-yes
That hedgehog!
Hedgehog?
Sonic The Hedgehog-og-guh-guh
Hedgehog?
Hedgehog?
Sonic The Hedgehog-guh-guh-guh
You s-s-s-sonic
I think I love
You sonic

[Sonic]
Yeah?

[Robotnik]
Yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of my love

[Chorus]

Fumfah
Fumfah
Fuh-fuh-fumfah fumfah

WHAT ABOUT MY lapsang souchong tea?
WHAT ABOUT ALL MY [tails] fishcakes?

[Scratch]
Ah-hah-hah
The Hedgehog seems to be enjoying them
The Hedgehog seems to be enjoying them

[Robotnik]
Ah!
I'm going to personally see to so it that Sonic has fun like the big cupcake
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of my cupcake HEDGEHOG

[Chorus]

Can I offer you something to eat?
Can I offer you twelve thousand fe-eet?
Can I offer you love?
Can I offer you emotion?
Can I offer you tea?
Can I offer you this watch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch?

Can I offer you an all expenses payed adventure holidee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee for the hedgehog
TO HAVE FUN
For the hedgehog
TO HAVE FUH-FUN
For the hedgehog
TO HAVE FUH-FUH-FUH-FUN
I'm going to arrange ONE

[Sonic]
No thank-

[Robotnik]
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh
It's not PERILOUS
The old Robotnik would have made it PERILOUS
But now Robotnik would not make it PERILOUS

[Sonic]
I don't think so

[Robotnik]
WHY!?

Yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of your FUH-FUH-FUN

[Chorus]

Yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of my cupcake HEDGEHOG

[Chorus]

And uhh
PEACE!
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