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Surreal Killa Lyrics by Illbert

Mentally Ill

2016

[Verse 1: illbert]
I'm the hermetically sealed, theoretical yield
More pure result than you'd find in the field
Of grass, for my lawn you might need a riding mower
Burn it down, when it's then I'll speak a little lower
I'll go lower and lower until I'm way too deep
My words will get in your subconscious and they won't let you sleep
Cause I'm a creep, just hear the words my head transmits
In transit, executing my plan to
Rap with reckless abandon, I'm demandin' attention
Eventually they'll understand my condescension
Honorable mention is the highest prize that I'll receive
Thanks to all the notions of me, preconceived
I leaved the room, oh, I mean left
And right away I turned it up, made you go deaf
My presence in the past tense isn't by accident
Cause I'm from the future when I'm president
Of the moon where I rule with a spoon as my scepter
My electorate consists of a few baboons and lepers
Eclectic offbeats I selected
Electric, they'll keep your feet infected
All skeptics, prepare to be corrected
By my aesthetic rhetoric with impeccable metrics
But hectic, danger for synesthesic epileptics
Now, who could suggest that was pathetic?
I'm incredibly edible yet questionable digestable
So put me on a pedestal erected from decibels
Wheelchair accessible with ineffable chemicals
I'm a perfect perpetual perceptual spectacle
With respect to when the score becomes ominously trill
I'll transform and be eponymously ill
Like a glorious leader who's all hopped up on pills
I'm notorious speaker, my words can kill. I'm a -

[Hook: illbert]
Killa
Surreal killa
Yeah I'm a killa
Special technical KO like the Thrilla in Manila
I'm a killa
Surreal killa
Yeah that's right I'm a killa
I'll blow your brain out, cause I'm the illest

[Verse 2: illbert]
I suppose I'll compose another stanza of prose
To show the world that I'm no average Joe
From open to close I never turn up my nose
Cause I live a simple life like Henry David Thoreau
Droppin teapot thoughts as if I'm Bertrand Russell
When I rustle leaves of grass you better leave fast, hustle
These philosophers wander while they impossibly ponder
Beyond your basic understanding of the thoughts all of us conjure
When I'm through with you you're gonna need a first responder
Why it'd be my honor to squander an encore-
Relation, with exaltation
My lines defy every expectation
With patience I'll find my way into greatness
Integration at first, and then monopolization
I walk all over the board, nothing I can't afford
Write checks with a pen and cash them with a sword
Can't wait 'til I'm through being ignored
This train's leaving the station, choo-choo, all aboard
If you're abhorred, just hold your horses for
A little more to witness just what's in store
Fuck sluts and whores, I just cussed and swore
Through the cusp of this door lie one hundred more
Obscenities exactly as absurd as my identity
I'm heavenly so say your prayers pretend I be Yosemite Sam
Man, who you gonna choose instead of me, damn
Can't even move me, I'm heavier than seventy grams
This tune is loony, so you can hear the laughter rise
My sense of humor is a quality I advertise
Keep my rhymes so fresh and clean you could call them pasteurized
I'm immortal, bitch, but I'll see you in the afterlife
After I hang my lifeless body from the rafters I'm going to see the queen, call me sir, she's gonna have to knight a-

[Hook]
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Illbert

Illbert

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"Surreal Killa" appears on "Mentally Ill" in 2016.

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