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Surprise Lyrics by Immortalgolf

2014

[Verse 1: Immortalgolf]
Surprise bitch its me, Immortal fucking G
Hoping on the track like a motherfucking beast
I don't give a shit so, that's out the window
Call your bitch up and she go down on the "D low"
Snorting coke by the kilo
Nick you're just a fag but you don't see though
Smacking these hoes, like I'm fucking Jason at the Lowe's
His dick's short and fat, like Danny Devito
If a bitch complain, I beat her up
Once I'm done, bust a nut
Rape her in fucking butt
Wind comes out the front
Must be from here flabby fucking cunt
This shit's oozing with semen
Like gooey whip cream and
That shit is fucking nasty what a whore
"Knock Knock" Who's at my door?
Its my dude Nate
Now time to bring some fucking hate
Spit fire on the track before it's too late
Just like my dick when I came inside Kate
Shit

[Interlude]
No, no fuck you
No. Just fuck you, you're a bitch
Just, just fuck off, fuck your shit
All of it sucks
Leave me the fuck alone
No, I am not going to give you free weed
You have to pay for that shit like everybody else does

[Verse 2: Nasty Nate]
It's your boy nasty on the track
I would put more effort, but I lay back
Because I just smoked a gram of that hash
And you know, me and God
Just fucked up Nick
I told that prick to suck on my dick
And then...(*Laughing*)
Stop being a pussy and take a hit
Is what I said to that bitch
After I came in her clit
I grabbed the twin, fucked her and her bitch
Did I mention there was a four way?
Kill the bitches
Run off to kind another bitch
Yo Gawz, hit that shit up

[Interlude]
(Nasty Nate): Where's my fucking money?
(Guy): I don't have it dude
(Nasty Nate): Fuck you
*Fighting*
(Nasty Nate): Where's my fucking money? Where is my fucking money?!
(Guy): Oh Shit!

[Outro]
It's not going to work on me so...
Fuck you
Just fuck off with that shit dude
Yeah of course I heard of him
He tried to start shit with me and Nate
Fuck him. He ain't shit
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Immortalgolf

Immortalgolf

About “Surprise” by Immortalgolf

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