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Chicks With Dicks Lyrics by Impotent Sea Snakes

God Save the Queens

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I live life for the weekends
I like to party right
I like my beer ice cold
My pussy wet and tight
I cashed my checks on Friday
And went straight to a bar
I met a gorgeous brunette
And took her to my car
She stripped me to my jock strap
She was so young and meek
She vanished in the darkness
Yelling, "Let's play hide and seek."
I peered around the corner
And was frightened by my find:
A penis-totin' homo
With some bufu on the mind
CHORUS:
Chicks with dicks, chicks with dicks
Transvestites can be proud
I've never seen a pretty face
On one so well endowed
Chicks with dicks, chicks with dicks!
Penis envy not required
Your résumé looks good to me
And honey, you are hired
She grabbed me by the gonads
And threw me in the street
And filled my anal cavity
With 15 pounds of meat
She humped my butt for hours
'Til come drained from my ears
Then turned my ass on over
To two obliging queers
She fucked me one more time
Then made me give her head
Then drove me to her house
And chained me to her bed
For months I was her sex slave
'Til I escaped one day
But I couldn't live without her
So I've come back to stay
CHORUS
And now I shop at Frederick's
For all my lingerie
My face is caked with make-up
My hair is full of spray
I sleep with gorgeous men
With lots of bucks and class
I take them for a ride
Itake them up my ass
I threw away my old friends
I found another scene
I'm happy as a homo
I'm proud to be a queen
I've no desire for females
In fact they make me sick
I'm every inch a woman
Except, of course, my dick
CHORUS
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Impotent Sea Snakes

Impotent Sea Snakes

About “Chicks With Dicks” by Impotent Sea Snakes

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"Chicks With Dicks" appears on "God Save the Queens".

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