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Calgone Lyrics by Incubus

S.C.I.E.N.C.E.

1997

[Intro]
On my way home
Police car pulled me over

[Verse 1]
After they left, I puttered out of gas
AAA came, but my card was expired
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted
They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my DNA
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me

[Pre-Chorus 1]
This day sucked the hardest ever

[Chorus]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way

[Verse 2]
I got up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
It was then that I sensed the irony burning me
Then I heard the voice say
"Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe"

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I suppose I'm to blame

[Chorus]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way

[Bridge]
Thank goodness
For bathtubs and suds

[Verse 3]
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fee
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary

[Chorus]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way

[Outro]
Oh fuck
God look what you fucking did Gavin, you fucking almost erased the entire track, please fucking be careful
Alright I'm sorry man cause this thing has a zoom lens I was, it fucked me up
Dude I know but your fucking like you know don't get anywhere near this. Okay?
I'm sorry man aye I apologize dude I was tryna get like, I'm just sitting here tryna film man I'm sorry
You see that?
Did it erase?
No nah it could've very easily
I'm sorry, hey sorry dude seriously man it was just a filming mistake
You fucked up so bad
I'm staying in this one spot
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About “Calgone” by Incubus

Read the complete lyrics to "Calgone" by Incubus from the album "S.C.I.E.N.C.E." in 1997. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Psychedelic Rock, Nu-Metal, Heavy Metal.

"Calgone" is performed by Incubus. from the album "S.C.I.E.N.C.E." in 1997 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Calgone", explore more songs by Incubus using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Calgone" appears on "S.C.I.E.N.C.E." in 1997.

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