[Verse 1: Tup] The holidays used to be A time for all our friends to see Just how drunk we could all be together Used to go out and drink a lot 'cause Well we didn't have to think a lot about Kids, wives, jobs, or the weather But lately people droppin' out like flies Gettin' the knot tied with their wives Making promises forever And when I turn around to see Who's still at the bar with me Well it's turning out to be... [Chorus] Married Christmas, not so merry of a Christmas It's hilarious to me, seems like every friеnd I see is gettin' Married Christmas, it's a scary kind of Christmas 'cause apparеntly Everyone is married but me [Verse 2: Skeltz] Oh look another Facebook post And it's the kind that I hate the most I'm forced to look at what you made for dinner Potatoes and some kind of meat I guess that's what married people eat I click like just so you feel like a winner And every Christmas it's the same I have fun while you are lame But most importantly I'm free I feel so bad for you that soon I might start posting pictures too So you can live your life through me Till then it's - [Chorus] Married Christmas, not so merry of a Christmas It's hilarious to me, seems like every friend I see is gettin' Married Christmas, it's a scary kind of Christmas 'cause apparently Everyone is married but me [Verse 3: Muth] It might have been a big mistake This big commitment that you make You gotta go spend time with your family They're sitting 'round the Christmas tree That's when you really start to see This isn't very fun and I'm not happy Then you gon' plan a guys night out But they're all married So guys night's out So you decide to stay together Next year comes along and then You realize this ain't fun again Boy I wish I still had friends... But instead! [Chorus/Outro] Married Christmas, not so merry of a Christmas It's hilarious to me, seems like every friend I see is gettin' Married Christmas, it's a scary kind of Christmas 'cause apparently Everyone is married but me Married Christmas, not so merry of a Christmas It's hilarious to me, seems like every friend I see is gettin' Married Christmas, it's a scary kind of Christmas 'cause apparently Everyone is married but me
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