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Jesus Lyrics by -itis

Laid

2003

[Verse 1]
I wandered all my days
Always contemplating ways
To bring some meaning to the reason of my life
But every road I turned
Down every lesson that I learned
It never left me understanding all my strife
But once while I was wandering
And all the while still pondering
It came to be a very holy night
I walked into a door
Where I'd been many times before
But I knew right then I had finally seen the light

[Chorus]
I found Jesus, he works at Taco Bell®
He's 'bout five feet tall with straight black hair
And he don't speak English too well
I found Jesus, and it only took one look
And with one bite of my taco I knew
God's one hell of a cook

[Verse 2]
He asked to take my order
With a voice straight from the border
Name tag glowing, matching polyester pants
I thought maybe I should
Ask for something that's very good
'cause this could be my one and only holy chance
I ordered up some peace on Earth
Good will towards men for all it's worth
And happiness, he blessed me when I sneezed
And then not trying to be mean
Suggested a Taco Supreme®
I said to him, "yes, with no lettuce please."

[Chorus]
I found Jesus, he works at Taco Bell®
He's 'bout five feet tall with straight black hair
And he don't speak English too well
I found Jesus, and it only took one look
And with one bite of my taco I knew
God's one hell of a cook

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
He consecrates each taco as he blesses every shell
Just don't use too much hot sauce or you'll think you've gone to hell

[Chorus]
I found Jesus, he works at Taco Bell®
He's 'bout five feet tall with straight black hair
And he don't speak English too well
I found Jesus, and it only took one look
And with one bite of my taco I knew
God's one hell of a cook

[Outro]
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About “Jesus” by -itis

Read the complete lyrics to "Jesus" by -itis from the album "Laid" in 2003. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Jesus" is credited to -itis. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Jesus" appears on "Laid" in 2003.

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