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Earl, King, Whatever Lyrics by Itoldyouiwouldeatyou

Oh Dearism

2018

Would you come to the funeral?
I think you'd be late
And everyone would have to ask your name
Would you come to the funeral?
It's just like a date
Except you're alone and I don't have much to say
I've been trying my hardest not to help myself
Just wanna be missed and it's going well
I've been trying my hardest not to hurt myself
But that kind of thing sells
When you're thirteen and you've yet to smoke weed
And you're grappling with your masculinity
Please leave me alone I'm not a grown up yet
Well I come and go away in ways that only you would notice
But I think that you still don't
I've been trying my hardest not to help myself
Just wanna be missed and it's going well
I've been trying my hardest not to hurt myself
But that kind of thing sells
Consequently I'm sleeping on my own
With girls I barely know
Girls I barely know
And boys that I barely know
Boys that I barely know
Was it anchors or palm trees?
I couldn't tell
There is no payoff
I think it's just as well
So what was on your bag
That night in a well
Was it anchors or palm trees?
Was it anchors or palm trees?
Spend a night in the well
Or three nights in a well
But there is no payoff
I think it's just as well
My hands full of your hands and full of your blood
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