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Ed’s Funky Diner Lyrics by It’s Immaterial

Life’s Hard and Then You Die

1986

Hey hey hey hey
I'm telling you son
You shouldn't come round here late at night
Crazy when the gang's all here
Spend, spend, spend, Viv, money's not so dear
Jack, pull up a high stool
And bend my ear
We'll shun the mealy-mouthed until they disappear
Serve it up
This food for thought
Serve it up (chalk it up)
In Ed's place, where dreams are bought
And tell me who's that cat by the swinging door?
Hey Tex, Sylvester, an animation of yours
I switch on like a neon light
Every time you talk
And yes Malcolm I hear you, and I believe in your cause
Serve it up
This food for thought
Serve it up (chalk it up)
In Ed's place, where dreams are bought
Hey it's good to see your face
Hey it's good to see your face
Well now Ed, well it's surprising who you meet
Each one's a jewel you've dragged in off the street
Serve it up
This food for thought
Serve it up (chalk it up)
In Ed's place, where dreams are bought
And there's Jack and there's Malcolm and Vivian too
Swapping stories for you
Hey it's good to see your face
What are you doing in this place
So answer me that

About “Ed’s Funky Diner” by It’s Immaterial

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