[Intro]
Michelle, can we go bomb dropping?
What?, What?, What?, What?
What?, What?, What?, What?
What?, What?, What?, What?
What?, What?, What?, What?
What?, What?, What?, What?
What?, What?, What?, What?
[Chorus 1]
I'm gonna smoke some crack, only got 20 rocks in my pocket
I’m-I'm Obama, run tell ya mama
Bitch I want some corndogs
[verse 1]
I walk up into congress like "What up with all this ruckus"
I'm the lead speaker of the Big Black Caucus
I’m here to give back to all my crackheads and junkies
Joe Biden says "Damn, I'm a old ass honky"
I'm a little 'fuckin lazy, I get high with Jay-Z and give myself a raise cause I'm the one who pays me
Happy Rev. Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street
Now let me get a chicken sandwich at the KFC
Shit
But Michelle, it was 99 cents
I'm just gonna pocket shit, chickеn bits and chocolate chips and anyone that's starting shit is getting hit with rockеt ships
I'm a drop a bomb on anyone that’s even talkin’ shit
It's politics, you wanna come start the next apocalypse?
I’m a bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan, Nah for real, I used to smoke crack in I'm Blackistan
I'm standing around handing out burritos at the border, lets keep the Mexicans away from my daughters
You want fuckin' healthcare? I’ll give you some Michelle care, broccoli and exercise, several kinds of welfare
Hell, I'm still on welfare, food stamps, bridge cards
I still smoke crack, smack a bitch, and steal cars
I could blow up any country from my cell phone
Michelle? Wait, hold on. Where'd Michelle go?
[Chorus 2]
I'm gonna choke a tramp, homie got 20 glocks in my pocket
All your mamas, working for Obama, on the White House street corner.
I'm gonna smoke a pack, only got couple fried chicken buckets
Me, Michelle, and Hilary, and Palin. It's a fucking foursome
[Verse 2]
Whatchu know about fighting against evil
Whatchu know about bombing countries full of brown people
I did it, I shot bin Laden like a damn peasant
One man's nigger is another man's president (Oh god)
I was born in Chicago, that's a village in Africa
All we had to eat was dog shit with paprika
I'm illuminati, you could find me on the dollar bill
I cut through lines at Disney rides and at the cider mill
I'm playing with Nancy Reagan's granny panties in the Oval Office getting my cock sucked motherfucker
I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat motherfucker
I'm smoking JFK's crock racks motherfucker
They be like "All these kids are pretty dumb"
I'm like "Yo, how about them broke ass teachers"
The kids are dumb fucks and teachers want money
So lets give teachers money, maybe they'll wanna teach shit
I call that a plain common sense solution
I smoke crack with a rolled up Constitution
I hate America
First chance I get, you can bet that I'm a give this place back to the Cherokas
If you cross your eyes at "Osama bin Laden", It sorta kind of looks like "Obama Biden"
I'm a Muslim, praise Osama and I did 9-11, it was a mistake, one I'm not proud of
How could I have known you'd elect me president
I look like a Taliban marathon runner, this is awkward
[Chorus 3]
I'm gonna bomb Iraq before they try to build a nuclear rocket
Achmadina, da ba duba dilla
Bitch, I'm comin for ya
[Bridge]
I smoke the baddest dro
I stole a Camaro
I boned the fattest hoe from that bus stop down the road
I drop the baddest bombs (Damn right)
I was born in Taiwan
I can do what I want
Got them fly ass nigga drones
[Chorus 4]
I'm gonna smoke some crack, only got 20 rocks in my pocket
I'm-I'm Obama, run tell ya mama
Bitch, I want some porkchops
[Outro]
Thank you
I wanna thank for making this all possible, black Jesus
Uhh, my manager, Rabbi Schwartz
My statefarm agent
Like a good nigger, Obama is there
My steak farm Asian, Kim Jong Un
And I gotta thank the young people, stay in school and you will become president
God Bless America
Fuck you Taylor Swift, ya bitch
