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No Such Thing (Intro) Lyrics by J. Allen

No Perfection

2017

[Intro]
*Music plays and people scream at a party*
"Holy shit, that's fucking insane!"
"Thomas, look at what we did. Epic."
"Is this big enough to be cool?"
"Game changer."
"Holy shit, it's the news."
*Helicopter approaches*
"Dude, that's Thomas!"
"Whoo!"
*People chant Thomas' name*
"Are you hearing this?"
"This is your fucking party, man"
"You're right, dude. I needed this."
"Fuck yeah!"
*People stop chanting and cheer*
"Look at me now, bitches! My party's the shit! My party is legendary!"
*People chant Thomas' name again*
"Watch this."
"Watch what?"
"Are you kidding me!?"
*Something crashes*
[Verse]
Nigga, get back
Bitch, cut the slack
Nigga, drop dead or get cracked (Agh)
I said it like that
Look at the clock
I ain't got time for that (Nah)
Talking 'bout this
Talking 'bout that
Smack! Fuck what you say (Bitch)
Keep running your mouth
Pull up the strap
Say one word, you'll get sprayed (Brrr)
You niggas is lame
Fuck being different
All of you niggas the same
Stupid as fuck, man
Fix up your brain
Nigga, I'll end you
Like an arcade game, over
Rip off your head off your shoulders
Nigga, get rocked way harder than Brutus
(Do you want dro or do you want weed?)
Man, fuck all of that
You ain't got what I need
Fuck you know me?
You can't see what I see
Fuck all of you bitches
Y'all keep y'all receipts
(Damn, calm the fuck down, my nigga, just breathe)
Bitch, don't calm me down 'fore I make your ass bleed
Knock out your dentures and break all your teeth
Bitch, your young dumb ass, take you down to the reef
(Ayo, J, you okay?)
What the fuck do you mean?
I look like damn right, can you not fucking see?
[Break]
*People chant Thomas' name*
"Are you hearing this?"
"This is your fucking party, man"
"You're right, dude. I needed this."
"Fuck yeah!"
*People stop chanting and cheer*
"Look at me now, bitches! My party's the shit!"
[Hook]
Fuck out my face, hoe
Fuck out my face, hoe
Fuck out my face, hoe
Fuck out my face, hoe
Fuck out my face, hoe
The fuck out my face, hoe
The fuck out my face, you hoe
The fuck out my face, you hoe
The fuck out my face, you hoe
The fuck out my face, you hoe
The fuck out my face, you hoe
The fuck out my face, you hoe
The fuck out my face, you hoe
The fuck out my face, you hoe
The fuck out my face, you hoe
Fuck out my face, you hoe
[Outro]
*People screaming and cheering at party*
"Thomas, you crazy motherfucker, I love you!"
*People chanting "jump"*
"Fuck that shit, I'm not jumping. Fuck that."
"To my family members, all my friends on Facebook..."
"What?"
"...It's been a great ride."
"Costa, hold on to these."
"JB, don't do it, man. You're way too fat."
"Shut up."
*Helicopter propellers sound*
"Oh my God!"
*Something crashes again*
"JB, you alright, man? JB, your alright?"
*JB laughs and people cheer*
Credits
J. Allen

J. Allen

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