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Bug Catcher Lyrics by J BOBS

Dumpster Fire

2020

Oh my god such a beautiful day
I know it’s gonna be
Perfect time to find a way
To catch some STDs

Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em catch 'em
Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
I gotta catch 'em all

I got hepatitis A through motherfucking z
I got so many ST motherfucking Ds
Bugs are crawling through me I got spiders, beetles, bees
I want AIDS but I only got HIV
I’m a bug catcher
All these STDs are gonna get captured
Find a bug on Tinder and I’m gon' match her
Hit it so hard now her pelvis shattered
She gets flattered, bitch

Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'еm all
Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em catch 'еm
Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em

Ima bump to this hit
With the bumps on my dick
You a dumb piece of shit
If you don’t hump on a bitch with no condom
What’s the fun in that?
What’s the fun in having sex if you can not get crabs?
No problem with spreading 'round my seed
I just wanna be the guy who catches every STD
Throw my Pokeballs on that pussy
Three shakes and I’m done
And I just caught some herpes, warts, and chlamydia
Fucked a Konstnar got spooky vaginosis
Now my dick thornier than a bed of roses
Fucked an iguana now I got salmonella
Not exactly what I wanted but I guess I’ll still count it

Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em catch 'em
Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all

Hop on Craigslist looking for a gift giver
She had gonorrhea so I really wanna hit her
Now she's on the mic and its time to introduce her
She’s the baddest bitch with an overworking liver

You didn't give a fuck well now you got scabies
Nibble on those nuts, Wow you got rabies
Didn’t go to school now this is what I do
I sell myself to some creepy fucking dudes

Hey bitch who the fuck you calling creepy?

You bitch now you got an STD

Wait, fuck you're right that’s true

Yeah what the fuck wrong with you?

I don’t know, you wanna go get coffee?

I feel like that date would go awfully

Then what am I gonna do for the rest of this song?

I don't know just end it
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About “Bug Catcher” by J BOBS

Read the complete lyrics to "Bug Catcher" by J BOBS from the album "Dumpster Fire" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Bug Catcher" is credited to J BOBS. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Bug Catcher" appears on "Dumpster Fire" in 2020.

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