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Cougar Champ Lyrics by J BOBS

Dumpster Fire

2019

I like their smell
And you can tell I like their wrinkled face
Might go to hell
Oops, oh well
I like the way they taste
Granny’s pretty lonely cause her husband's in a vase
That’s why my little boney is rubbing on her face
She that dusty bitch
With that crusty clit
And you know her fake teeth the only thing that she spit
She got that granny fit
That expired drip
And she got prescriptions so you know we stay lit
There’s no Netflix and chill
Bitch we watching Jeprody
Yeah she’s over the hill
That just makes her more heavenly
There’s no Hulu and hang
I’m just that fool who she bangs
And she got that sweet thang
So just join the Cougar Gang
Oh my god Granny
Give me that fanny
I can crush her pelvis into dust
She call my dick Loctite 'cause her pussy filled with rust
I don’t know why you look disgusted
She’s got some poor eyesight, she can’t even see me bust kid
I can arch her back in time
She got those saggy titties and I clap them every night
Yeah you know my bitch divine
I’m over 18 bitch this is not a crime
I can make her moldy cookie ate
She’s like a fine wine she gets better with age
My girly lived through the plague
I wanna fuck an Eleanor, don’t want a fucking Paige
I can last all night we never stop
Without her teeth to hold it in all she can do is slop
She gives me a good gum job
She’s not a high-end Nike store, she’s like a good pawn shop
Oh my god Granny
Give me that fanny
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J BOBS

J BOBS

About “Cougar Champ” by J BOBS

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"Cougar Champ" is credited to J BOBS. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Cougar Champ" appears on "Dumpster Fire" in 2019.

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