[Intro] Oh, man, look Ay, man, you You ever been sittin' there, thinkin', right? And then wonder so profound That it made you drool just a little bit? I be havin' these thoughts all time time And I'm stayin' I just never know how to get them out Listen [Verse 1] You ever wonder if jellyfish get gas? From eatin' jellybeans? I always wondered they was called steamrollers And I ain't never seen one roll no steam Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? And you know somethin' еlse I've always wonderеd? Why we kill people, that kill people To show that killin' people is wrong? How you throw away a garbage can? I'm just sayin', this is real talk And what you call a fly that has no wings? I think I'd call him walk If time heals all wounds How come belly buttons don't fill in? Why won't the fattest man be a hockey goalie? 'Cause his team would always win [Chorus] It's a lotta questions that's been on my mind So I gotta ask myself Nobody knows what's goin' on, goin' in my mind That's why I ask myself Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? [Verse 2] Is duct tape made out of ducks? 'Cause I'm not really positive If someone's suicidal and schizophrenic Does they mean they have hostages? Do vampires get AIDS? And what kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit? Why are there flotation devices in airplanes? Instead of parachutes How come it's never busy when you dial the wrong number? Especially in Florida You think they ever asked George Washington for ID? And if they did, did he just pull out a quarter? Why they call Wednesday, Hump Day? If it ain't for humpin' on? And why they put springs inside my mattress? If it ain't for jumpin' on? [Chorus] It's a lotta questions that's been on my mind So I gotta ask myself Nobody knows what's goin' on, goin' in my mind That's why I ask myself Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? [Verse 3] Are there a lot of virgins on the Virgin Islands? Look, I'm just tryna make you think You ever wonder if fish get thirsty? And how can somebody draw a blank? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Look, I can't really tell If there's a speed of light and a speed of sound Is there a speed of smell? And if you can't drink and drive Then why do bars have parkin' lots? And if a word in the dictionary was mispelled Then how the heck would we know or not? If I'm workin' at a cemetery Ain't I always on the graveyard shift? And if you try to fail and still succeed Which one did you get? Hahahahahahahaha Don't laugh, man, I'm serious
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