[Intro]
Ooh!
It's Darnell Jackson baby AKA Charmin Ultra
'Cause I'm charmin' and I'm soft as hell
And I get all up in them cheeks
Mister Obese, Mister Two C's
You know what it is, let's go
Ay (haha)
[Chorus]
Now we swimmin' with the fishes (strokin')
I'm your genie, what's your wishes? (hopin')
After this I do the dishes (no way)
They be like "let me see your inches"
Okay!
[Verse 1]
Hah, bitches clingin' to me
So I'm sinkin', got me thinkin', like
Gotta rep the steel or find a Nemo
Rep that orange and white
Solo, I can't breathe, but I'm kickin' my instinct
Arms swingin', legs swingin'
Water in my lungs but I still spit it
[Verse 2]
I'm so tough I'm on my gang shit
Gang gang (bang bang)
Pull out my piece unload on your face
Bang bang (gang gang)
Fin stickin' out of the water
Puttin' everybody in a panic
I'm so thicc I got the boat sinkin'
Abandon ship like the Titanic
[Verse 3]
Save the women and children first
But ain't no fuckin' kids around
Eat a twinkie from my pocket
Just so it can calm me down
I think I see a shark headin' for me (woah)
Steven Spielberg where you at, homie? (ay, yuh)
[Verse 4]
I hope this ain't a real shark
Hell nah, hell nah
What if it's a megalodon!?
Hell nah, hell nah
I knew this shit would happen so I brought a straw (slurp)
I'ma drink up the whole ocean's what I told y'all
[Verse 5]
Ay, yo, wash it down, Pepperbridge Farm's baked Goldfish
I warned you not to share
I got handfuls, you know this
I'm a merman, bitch my body is buoyant
But don't you tell police dawg
'Cause I got a fucking warrant-
[Chorus]
Hey look we swimmin' with the fishes (strokin')
I'm your genie, what's your wishes? (hopin')
After this I do the dishes (no way)
They be like "let me see your inches"
Okay!
[Verse 6]
Hah!
Someone toss me a floatie (yuh)
They actin' like they don't know me (word)
Haters swimmin' underneath me (hah)
Bitch think you can be me? (hah)
No land in sight, captain keep on swimmin'
Swimmin', swimmin'
Brought my mixtape underwater, time to listen
Listen, listen
[Verse 7]
Blow on my blowhole and ride on my tail
I'm like a big fuckin' fish but don't call me a whale
Bitch you gotta walk the plank (ay)
'Cause you fuckin' stank (yuh)
Breakin' laws of the sea
That's what they call mutiny
[Verse 8]
Swabbin' up the poop deck
Now we in a ship wreck
Lock your ass up in the brig
Your peg leg look like a twig
Woah
Chill
I can't even lie
I've been feelin' myself so tough let me tell you why
[Verse 9]
'Cause I'm more wavy than the ocean (oh)
My legs need that lotion (yuh)
My shit ain't got no cushion (ooh)
I talk but you ain't listen
King Neptune bitch, I'm the leader of Atlantis
Catch me ridin' waves home on a fuckin' Raymantis
[Chorus]
Ay, we swimmin' with the fishes (strokin')
I'm your genie, what's your wishes? (hopin')
After this I do the dishes (no way)
They be like "let me see your inches"
[Verse 10]
Woah, hah, chill, yuh
Trustworthy motherfucka, promise with my pinkie
Caught ya peeking at me spyglass
Pointed at my winkie
Got that map in my hand
I'mma find that buried treasure
We the Gilligans dawg
It's an island adventure! (yuh)
[Verse 11]
Red sky at night (yuh)
Sailor's delight (uh huh)
Red sky at morning (woah)
Sailors take warning
I got an octopus suckin' on me just like a handtie
Squirtin' me with his goo shit, hit right me in the eye
Pause
[Bridge]
I can breathe with my butt just like a gill
I clentch up all of the water then push it out, exhale
I'm like a big fuckin' squid with jet propulsion
But that's just how Darnell do when I'm in the ocean
[Chorus]
Ay look, we swimmin' with the fishes (strokin')
I'm your genie, what's your wishes? (hopin')
After this I do the dishes (no way)
I'm never makin' you my Mrs
'Cause I'm gay!
[Outro]
Wait, hold up pause
I didn't mean that last part
Can we ta- Can we cut that out?
Okay, okay cool
