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Bowel Movement Boss Lyrics by Jack and Mert

Death of Life

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[Intro: Mert (Jay-D), Jack, Mert (Jay D) and Jack]
Jyeah, U-Uh...
What the fuck dude
You already know who it is! Mhm! It's Jay Diarrhea. Jay Diarrhea! Jack's beside the stall right now. That's me! And I'm taking a fatass shit. You know he is! Jyeah. yeah...
Listen up now. Listen up! Jyeah, uh, jyeah-
[Verse 1: Mert (Jay-D)]
It's the bowel movement boss, call me Jay-D
Got my best friend laughing, making jokes so crazy
Stomach feeling queasy, gotta take it easy
But he's always cracking jokes, man, this ain't breezy
In the bathroom stall, dropping bars like rhymes
Flushin' out my problems, but he's laughing all the time
I'm on that toilet throne, feeling so alone
He's outside the door, like, "Bro, you need a loan?"
[Chorus: Mert (Jay-D)]
Bowel problems got me feeling like a king
But my best friend's jokes make my stomach swing
We laugh it off, like it's just a phase
In this bathroom symphony, we're stuck in a daze. (That's right)
[Verse 2: Mert (Jay-D)]
Yo, my digestive system, it's a mystery
But my homie's humor is a masterpiece
He be dropping puns, making me crack a smile
While I'm dealing with my issues in the bathroom aisle
Toilet paper rolls stacked like my bank account
But my friend's wordplay, that's the real amount
In this porcelain kingdom, where I hold the crown
He's the jester cracking jokes, making me frown
[Chorus: Mert (Jay-D)]
Bowel problems got me feeling like a king
But my best friend's jokes make my stomach swing, (swing)
We laugh it off, like it's just a phase
In this bathroom symphony, we're stuck in a daze. (stuck in a daze!)
[Bridge: Mert (Jay-D)]
We're in this together, like a duo on the mic, (duo)
Flush away the worries, yeah, that's what's right, (right)
Life's a comedy, and we're just playing parts
In this bathroom theater, with our private arts
[Verse 3: Mert (Jay-D)]
Now, my stomach's growling, like a hungry beast, (grrr)
But my friend's wordplay never seems to cease, (PA PA PA PA!)
Cracking jokes about my runs and my sprints
But we're laughing so hard, it's like a comedy stint. (comedy!)
Bowel problems got me feeling like a king
But my best friend's jokes make my stomach swing
We laugh it off, like it's just a phase
In this journey of humor, we navigate the maze
Now we're facing challenges, but it's all good
With humor as our armor, we're misunderstood
Through every trial, we're laughing at the storm
Turning bowel problems into a lyrical art form, jyeah, uh-
In this metaphysical bathroom, where the jokes unfold
I'm Jay-Z with the throne, my story being told
Bowel problems, yeah, they come and go
But with my best friend's jokes, it's a comedy show
[Chorus: Mert (Jay-D)]
Bowel problems got me feeling like a king
But my best friend's jokes make my stomach swing, (stomach swing!)
We laugh it off, like it's just a phase
In this bathroom symphony, we're stuck in a daze. (daze, daze, daze...)
[Outro: Mert (Jay-D)]
So here's to my best friend, with the jokes so grand
In the bathroom saga, where we both stand, (where we both stand...)
Bowel problems may be a pain in the rear
But with laughter as medicine, we conquer the fear. Jyeah... Uh
(I feel it getting near.)
Credits
Jack and Mert

Jack and Mert

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