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I’ve Brushed My Teeth Lyrics by Jack Dabdoub, New York Choral Artists

Gershwin: Of Thee I Sing / Let ’Em Eat Cake

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[GENERAL SNOOKFIELD]
I've brushed my teeth, and I've washed my face
And I've had a fine shampoo
What more can a general do
When his troops are on review?
[FOUR DIGNITARIES]
He's combed his hair, and he's had a shave
And his underwear is new
[DIGNITARIES]
What more, what more, what more can a general do
When his troops are on review?
When his troops are on review?
[GENERAL SNOOKFIELD, spoken]
Lieutenant, is the army all set for the revolution?
[LIEUTENANT, spoken]
Yes, sir
[GENERAL SNOOKFIELD, spoken]
Now when I give the signal, you will seize the President
[LIEUTENANT, spoken]
Yes, sir
[GENERAL SNOOKFIELD, spoken]
Remember, not a move until I give the signal
[LIEUTENANT, spoken]
Yes, sir
[DIGNITARY, spoken]
The President of the United States
[TWEEDLEDEE, spoken]
My fellow soldiers
[ARMY, spoken]
Hooray
[TWEEDLEDEE, spoken]
Again we are gathered to celebrate the natal day
Of this great and glorious United States of America
[ARMY, spoken]
Hooray
[TWEEDLEDEE, spoken]
On July the fourth, exactly one hundred and more
Exactly more than one hundred years ago
Christopher Columbus
And his dirty little band of pilgrim fathers
And mothers
Landed on Bunker Hill
[ARMY, spoken]
Hooray?
[TWEEDLEDEE, spoken]
In the words of the immortal Stephen Douglas—
General, where are you going?
[GENERAL SNOOKFIELD, spoken]
I'm sorry, Mister President, but Daisy's giving a party
[TWEEDLEDEE, spoken]
She is?
[GENERAL SNOOKFIELD, spoken]
Yes
[TWEEDLEDEE, spoken]
Same room?
[GENERAL SNOOKFIELD, spoken]
Right
[TWEEDLEDEE, spoken]
Ha ha ha
In the words of the immortal James M. Beck
It cannot be said that if we are dancing from an old order to a new
That such a fate was not within the anticipation of the fathers
Washington in his farewell address furthermore says that—
[Bugle plays.]
What's this?
What's going on here?
[BLUE SHIRTS]
On and on and on
Hither and thither and yon
It seems to be the thing
For marching men to sing
"On and on and on"
So—
On and on and on
Hither and thither and yon
For movements military
There's no itinerary
Like on and on and on
On and on and on
[TWEEDLEDEE]
What's this? What is this? What's this?
[WINTERGREEN]
John P. Tweedledee
I call upon you to surrender the government of these United States
[BLUE SHIRTS & ARMY, spoken]
Hooray
[TWEEDLEDEE]
By whose authority?
[WINTERGREEN]
By the only real authority
The authority of the American people
[BLUE SHIRTS & ARMY, spoken]
Hooray
[TWEEDLEDEE]
We'll see about that
General, arrest that man
[WINTERGREEN]
General, arrest that man
[TWEEDLEDEE]
Where's the General?
[WINTERGREEN]
Yes, where's the General?
[TWEEDLEDEE]
Have you seen the General?
[WINTERGREEN]
Have you seen the General?
[TWEEDLEDEE]
He was here a minute ago
[TWEEDLEDEE & WINTERGREEN]
General Snookfield!
Credits
Jack Dabdoub

Jack Dabdoub

New York Choral Artists

New York Choral Artists

About “I’ve Brushed My Teeth” by Jack Dabdoub

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