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Sleigh Crash Lyrics by ​jacksonheckingmiller, ​krebeq

jacksonheckingmiller’s Christmas Special

2024

[Verse 1]
It's Christmas Eve, December 24th
There's a UFO in airspace, it's coming from the north
Canadas attacking
Why are they still up?
We will not hold back
Hide the syrup
They all turn to one man, they haven't a clue
Mr. President, what should we do?
Shoot that thing down
[Chorus 1]
Shoot it down, shoot it down
To the ground, to the ground
Shoot it down, shoot it down
To the ground, to the ground
Shoot it down, shoot it down
To the ground, to the ground
Shoot it down, shoot it down
To the ground, to the ground
[Verse 2]
They pull up to the crash site, what do they see?
Nine reindeers, hey wait, these ain't mooses
I think you mean meese
Oh yeah, I agree
If this wasn't Canada, then who could it be?
That's when they notice the initials "S-C"
On a very nice sleigh, painted red and green
In the front is a man with a very big sack
Not the one in his pants, I mean the one on his back
He has a white beard, a red suit, and a hat
Is this what we shot down when we attacked?
How could we have killed the one and only Saint Nick?
We must hold a funeral for this is tragic
So men grab your shovels, we must dig a hole
That's when Nolan Jack Tanner said "Oh I'm so full"
They lowered him down into his tomb made of dirt
And then it happened, the magic got to work
A burst of bright light rose up from the grave
For a second they panicked, they were so afraid
No way, could it be?
That he's back?
[Chorus 2]
Ho, ho, ho
I'm back, I'm back
Deliver goods from my sack (say what?)
I'm back, (what) I'm back (what?)
Deliver goods from my sack (okay)
[Verse 3]
Oh my gosh Santa, is that really you?
Ho ho, yes it is, and I feel good as new
But I must hurry and get back to my sleigh
If I don't go now I will ruin Christmas day
Santa Claus left with a smile on his face
It was him against the clock, there wasn't any time to waste
So he traveled all around, dropping gifts off with cheer
He wouldn't let the children end up with tears
He dropped off the last gift barely beating sunrise
Christmas was saved, presents were on time
No one would suspect he got shot down that night
And that's just to show how hard he tries
[Outro]
What's up guys
Thank you for listening to the song
Make sure you do your old pal Kris Kringle a solid and leave out some extra cookies this year
Santa Claus, we love you
Boom
Credits
​jacksonheckingmiller

​jacksonheckingmiller

​krebeq

​krebeq

About “Sleigh Crash” by ​jacksonheckingmiller

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