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Unicorns Lyrics by ​jacksonheckingmiller

Consequences of My Boredom

2024

[Intro]
You ever heard of unicorns
You ever hear of pure magic
You ever heard of delight in any form whatsoever
Well you're about to

[Verse]
They're the mysticalist of all the beings
It's a frickin' horse with a horn of all things
They poop gumdrops and their pee is Gatorade
If they were real world hunger wouldn't be yay
Unicorns are fire, good thing they're not flammable
If you hate unicorns then we are incompatible
Scotland knows what's up, they made it their national animal
They always have one horn, if it's two then that's a bull
Unicorns are so cool it's basically their job
Throw an apple on their horn now that's a shishkabob
Never get them mad it's not something you can afford
Cause if aggravated their horn can be used as a sword
A unicorn fart can heal every disease
If you're a unicorn then fart on me please
Unicorns, I love you, I love you
Take it to the bank cause that's a guarantee

[Chorus]
Unicorns uni-unicorns
Great big horses with giant horns
They use their magic to make rainbows
So we can all see from below
Unicorns uni-unicorns
Great big horses with giant horns
They sparkle and shimmer and glimmer
They're how the world sources all of its glitter

[Verse]
Unicorns, uni-unicorns
They're so fly with their magic horns
They reach the sky painting rainbows
Shining so bright spreading glitter day and night
Unicorns unicorns
They're a delight bringing magic and wonder out of sight
Unicorns have the delight of a feline
If I said I didn't like them I'ma be lyin'
Unicorns make the sound of neigh neigh neigh neigh
I love unicorns a whole lot
If I had it as a pet I would take it for a walk
Unicorns unicorn when they walk I'ma have to talk to the flock
I love unicorns, hair so silky white as chalk
That's even why I got them on my sock
Guess what I'ma dream about at night
A little hint, look at the title of this song alright

[Chorus]
Unicorns uni-unicorns
Great big horses with giant horns
They use their magic to make rainbows
So we can all see from below
Unicorns uni-unicorns
Great big horses with giant horns
They sparkle and shimmer and glimmer
They're how the world sources all of its glitter
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​jacksonheckingmiller

​jacksonheckingmiller

About “Unicorns” by ​jacksonheckingmiller

Read the complete lyrics to "Unicorns" by ​jacksonheckingmiller from the album "Consequences of My Boredom" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Unicorns" appears on "Consequences of My Boredom" in 2024.

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