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My Glock Lyrics by JakeWade

2018

[Verse 1]
People say, "Who's that motherf*cker with the Glock?"
And I say, "Bang-bang!"
Sanjeev is back, back from Space India
F*cking with a goat named Sheila
She chewed on my a** like grass
Whipped out my non-proportional cock
And shot that b*tch goat and wore her, now she's my coat
I keep shooting goats

[Verse 2]
I keep shooting goats like my father shoot my dreams
I don't mean to make a scene
But Sanjeev is not what he seems
I take one look at my life and pull out my Glock and my knife
I chop it up, as you Americans say
All these b*tches in dismay
I f*cking hate these hoes
I only love these goats
These hoes are like my brother Ranjeet
F*ck those hoes and f*ck Ranjeet!
My Glock is like my tool
It's like when I have Abdul write my sh*t
Because I have my Glock in his mouth
Forget I said that, Sanjeev writes his sh*t

[Chorus]
My Glock, my Glock
It guards my rupies, it guards my groupies
But it can't guard my heart
But I don't care because I'm top of charts

[Verse 3]
Listen, please f*cking listen
You see, I go back to homeland but it's more like a boneland
We be f*cking goats? My clan
I was the man, I had a store full of these grand Glocks
All of us with grand cocks
You think Sanjeev gets all the b*tches?
Trust me, he does
But Sanjeev wants more, cuz
I'm an international Space Indian rap star
Even with all my clubs, cars, b*tches, and bars
I get lonely, no real homies, no Uncle Tony
Only all these phonies
Someone please hold me
My mother never did, not even once
I don't even kid, I went and hid
After the age of seven, I thought I was going to Hindu heaven
Then I heard of Hindu hell, and so I went to the wishing well
And saw this goat
Hindu God is that you?

[Pre-Chorus]
Yes, Sanjeev motherf*cker
Listen, what I want you to do is to take this Glock and go to America
Load up on indica
Take the b*tches under the sheets
Slaughter your enemies, make them weep
Then make your sick beats to earn your keep

[Chorus]
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JakeWade

JakeWade

About “My Glock” by JakeWade

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